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Subject: Captain Rico is here!


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Captain Rico
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Date Posted: 17:31:28 02/26/02 Tue

... BZZT ...
[radio static fades into tinny sounding blues music]

... Your listening to Rico underground the best, the only source for all the news Captain Mantoc refuses to let you hear!

This just in Vincent, our loveable but insignificant ship drunk, seems to have gooten drunk and puked on Captain Mantoc during last night's meal at the galley. Well, we all saw that comming but its a shame that Vincent doesn't have the self control of say, Jason Chase.

Speaking of him, it seems that Britney Spears is pregnant again. Seeing that Captain Mantoc brought a bible I think any "acidental" spacing is out of the question as a from of birth control. Looks like we can start calling him Papa Chase.

Keep listening to Rico Underground for all the news you "shouldn't" hear.

[Radio fades back into music]

Ok, im bringing the following things.

1. Hundreds of free radios to distribute to the crew

2. My personal stash of beer laced maga condoms. These come in the packages wrapped around a bottle of alchohol, so i get two forms of pleasure at once!

3. Thousands of packages of sanitary napkins so the crew can wipe off Mantoc's ass before they kiss it!!

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Re: Captain Rico is here!Cpt. Mantoc02:39:20 02/27/02 Wed
Re: Captain Rico is here!Draven22:01:20 03/02/02 Sat
Re: Captain Rico is here!Draven17:59:58 03/03/02 Sun


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