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Subject: The search


Author:
Ex-Commadore Havok
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Date Posted: 23:31:49 03/04/02 Mon

On my search of the ship I have found several questionable items aboard the ship which everyone should be aware of. I will name the location and the items in the order found.

Jason Chase 1 chocolate dildo…half-eaten, a schoolgirl uniform and 5 videotapes, which I have yet to view.

Vincent: 1 penis pump and a school girl minus the uniform? I figure the fore said tapes will explain something.

Cpt. Rico: a bunch of dust character sheets and a girl clutching a jar with 2 testicles, who yelled, “MINE MINE MINE.” When I approached. Rico…you realllly need to take care of that….preferable by flushing it or shooting it in the face.

Jean Petett` Mon Dane All I found was perfume and women’s dresses….WHO THE HELL LET FRENCHY ON BOARD.

The smurf guy had nothing but doctor dimento records and a monty python hand puppet…. You need help…

Carmen was in possession of one dead cowboy…did you kill him or where you attempting to bring him back form the dead.

Draven….Well Draven didn’t have much of anything…Nuf said….

And finaly our Captain…on brunette blow up doll with several lacerations to the head and chest regions and a butt plug cleverly hidden in a space suit glove. Go figure

All these items have been confiscated and stored in the evidence locker exept for Chases video tapes wich will be viewed at 2100 hrs for the amusment of all.

Thanks for you support

Ex-Commadore Havok out

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Replies:
Subject Author Date
Re: The searchJason Chase23:50:47 03/04/02 Mon
Re: The searchCpt. Mantoc01:19:24 03/05/02 Tue
Re: The searchvincent01:22:22 03/05/02 Tue
Re: The searchCpt. Mantoc01:25:41 03/05/02 Tue
Re: The cowboyCarmen08:11:20 03/05/02 Tue
Re: The searchRico10:32:04 03/05/02 Tue


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