| Subject: Re: LMBP: "The Moby Dick Mission" |
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LARDLAD
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Date Posted: 19:09:01 04/20/02 Sat
In reply to:
Faraway Lad
's message, "Re: LMBP: "The Moby Dick Mission"" on 03:35:55 04/19/02 Fri
>But before she could read any further the proximity
>alarm on the crusier started to sound.
>
>Crusader ran across to the control panel, "Oh
>great!" he said with a heavy sigh, "just what we need
>now. brace your self team its............
Vaginimus!"
"But...didn't we just defeat Vaginimus along with the rest of the Inflatable Five?" Leapy said, scratching her head.
'Cru could only shrug in response. "Guess I'll have to inform Cobalt of this latest development..."
Soon Cobalt appeared on the screen. He seemed a little more...cheerful, somehow since they last saw him. This may have had something to do with the empty bottle of bourbon sitting on the monitor board.
After hearing the latest development, Cobalt sighed, " guesh I better get over there, guysh! Lardy?"
In response, he of the pultrudinous belly appeared in view. " yesh, Cobalt?"
"I need you to tele...telly...smella...uh, get ush over there. 'Kay?"
"Shore thing, Cobalt...your the besht, man!"
'Cru tried and failed to stop rolling his eyes.
"I gotta pee firsht. Awright?"
"Me, too" said Lardy who then cranked an earth-shattering belch.
Several minutes later the duo appeared again onscreen. They had their arms propped on one another's shoulders to help keep their balance. 'Cru noted a yellow stain going down Lardy's spandex as he said, "Look, Guys...we can handle this. You too just...sleep it off!"
"Nonshence," bellowed Cobalt, "shut up or I'll kick your assh! Lardy...?"
"Yeshir!"
The away team watched with bemusement as the duo 'ported with a loud 'SPLAT' and prepared for the drunken duo's arrival. But...nothing.
"Oh, cripes!" Faraway cried. "They were over 25,000 parsecs away! There's no telling where drunk Lardy 'ported them!"
Meanwhile............
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