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(Jay Kraze is once again spotted in the parking lot next to kurt angles limo. He is stil wearing the same things though. He slides a brown leather bag with black writing on it,the writing is blurred out though. Jay takes a box of matches out from the bag and a can of gas,he them processeds to cover the car is petrol(gas) and sets it alight before running away,FAST. A few seconds later theres a BANG and all thats left of kurt angles limo is a pile of scrap. The camera switches backstage to kurt angles locker room where he is watching on in shock,EWF goes to commercals)
30 MINUTS LATER
SCENE TWO
BACKSTAGE
(Jay Kraze is seen walking around backstage where he is approched by a Interviewer,a short scrawny man with messy brown hair and he wears a black ripped up coat and ripped brown trowsers)
Jay Kraze:Oh man dont they pay you a lot
Intervewer:No Mr.Kraze they do not! and i must say that it is very annoying to have to go shopping in Half Prices on half price sales in half price stores!
Jay Kraze:Whoa thats a lot of half prices! So what do you want?
Interviewer:An interview if possable mr.Kraze
Jay Kraze:Sure thing
Interviewer:So Jay Kraze,sir,what do you think of Kurt Angles recent remarks towards you?
Jay Kraze:Oh man dident you see the way i blew his limo sky high?
Interviewer:No i dident.....
Jay Kraze:Ah well,i did anyway heh heh
Interviewer:Now Jay Kraze you have a world title match tonight,how do you plan for it to go?
Jay Kraze:well it goes like this,i step into the ring a nobody,i step out champion. Quite simply because Kurt angle is a total jack ass! he couldent mow his lawn with out calling a damn gardner first it would be like "oh excuse me Gardners for gays co. can you please tell me how to mow my lawn using a pair of tweesers and a toilet roll?" heh i really shouldent diss Kurt angle though after all he did win TWO medles,when many others have won 3,4,5 or even 6! but TWO now theres a high number. So kurt wants to diss me off in a massive speech that bores everyone half to death then fine he can,BUT he called me Kraze,i call him INSANE!Interviewer:What do you think about that jackass Tristan Webb?
Jay Kraze:i really cant comment of people that dont show up! so him and scott hall i dont give a shit about but Kurt angle however is going to hit the mat so hard he's going to be the next Chris Benoit!
Interviewer:Can we stop talking about angle now? i mean this has to be boring people at home.
Jay Kraze:THIS IS LIVE!!!!!!!!!!! GODANIT!
(Jay Kraze gets a pissed of look in his eyes and spears the interviewer down then climbs onto the nearby soda machene and lands a firebird splash onto him,then he drops 50 $100 bills onto him and walks off leaves the crowd and everyone at home stunned)
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