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"turnbuckle" Jay Kraze
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Date Posted: 04:03:11 03/16/02 Sat
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>"they call me Kraze. I call them Insane"
>
>
>SCENE ONE
>EWF parking lot
>
>(A black strech limo pulls into the parking lot. It is
>a 16 door limo and the engine is chuging along. It
>parks snugly in between the prezs and Kurt Angeles.
>The prezs is white 12 door and angles is red,white and
>blue 14 doors. Jays limo is out of the allocated
>parking spot by about a meter and some other cars are
>trying to pass but cant. Jay gets out and for the
>first time is seen on EWF tellivision. Jay is wearing
>a red t-shirt with a picture of a ring on the back.
>the ring has gold turnbuckles and in times new roam
>font on the bottom it says "you call me Kraze,i call
>you insane" He is also sporting a pair of black jeans
>with a red logo on the back left pocket with "Jay"
>written in Snap ICT font. Jay looks around and a
>driver gets out of a red ford mondao and walks up to
>Jay. The man is wearing a grey t-shirt and black
>trowsers. He has brown hair and a grey beard. The man
>stares at Jay,the mann begins to talk)
>
>Man:Excuse me Mr.Kraze.....your stunning limo is in
>the way
>Jay Kraze:Really? oh well!
>Man:No really Mr Kraze i need to get in,i have a front
>row seat!
>Jay Kraze:Hey wait! i know you! you always fallow me
>though federations!........why?
>Man:I dont know Mr.Kraze but please let me get a
>parking spot
>Jay Kraze:No problem man!
>
>(Jay clicks his fingers and the area around the limo
>drops down and the limo fallows,the ground comes back
>up and the limo is gone leaving a fresh new parking
>space,the man climbs back into his car and parks it in
>the space with a "thanks". Jay smiles and walks into
>the building as EWF goes to commercal)
>
>10 minuts later
>
>SCENE TWO
>THE RING
>
>(LORD ABORTION blasts though the p.a system as a few
>pyros blast off in all directions then a massive white
>one blasts out of the titan tron both up and down then
>turn to red as Jay Kraze appears for a second then the
>arena turns black. when the lights return the music
>dies and fans start to quite down as Jay is in the
>ring witha mic in hand,He raises the mic and starts
>to talk)
>
>Jay Kraze:WOW! i only jsut arrived and decided to take
>a peek at the card,and what did i find? me in a 4 way
>for the world title? that cant be right i said to
>myself then i realised "hey Jay your CIWF world
>champion,former WuW world champion,MW world
>champion,NSW world champion! endless other titles in
>your current collection no wonder!" so today I arrive
>in the car park,park my Limo nice and snug in between
>two smaller limos and everyones fave stalker,the
>man,arrives in his red ford mondeo,so i give him my
>parking space and send my limo to the leavel below,and
>find out i'v crushed another fans car......damn nine
>elevens,so i pay for it and i think "hey the fans will
>want to see me in the ring" so i came out here! Now
>anyway i guess i better talk 'smack' about my
>opponents to annoy them,even though im not really like
>that.
>Well lets see
>
>(Jay pulls a smallnote out of his poket,it has a few
>black ink sploges all over it)
>
>Jay Kraze:Lets ee....lets see...........ah here we
>are! two bags of.......oh no wait....Ah here we
>are,Tristan Webb. who is this guy? i'v never heard of
>him. Trtan Glebb,im going to crush you i think,you
>wont prove much of a challange to a great like
>"turnbuckle"! so Grestian Keeb your the champ who's
>only going ot be champ for a few more days,enjoy your
>4 remaining days as champion 'cos come saturday im
>going to whipe you out. now lets
>see.......hmmm...Scott hall. oh what that loser from
>nWo! why the hell is he even in this match im not even
>gonna bother with him! and lets see........ Jay Kraze?
>who? oh wait thats me.......ummm......Kurt Angle!
>Mr.red white and blue! Mr.american Mr.YOU SUCK
>Mr.what!? hater damn he sucks bad....how did he get a
>world title shot. Well Kurt i cant wait to meet you in
>the ring so i can show you how to do an ankle lock! I
>see your not even a champ here in EWF,im soon to be
>world champ,more then you'll ever be so watch out
>kurt,i dont plan on taking shit from mr.Red white and
>blue,MEANING YOU!
>
>(lord abortion hits again as Jay Kraze leaves)
>
>30 minuts later
>
>SCENE THREE
>PARKING LOT
>
>(Jay returns to his car to find it coverd in red white
>and blue stripes and Kurt angele is just spotted going
>into the elevator)
>SCENE FOUR
>PARKING LOT
>
>(Jay Kraze is once again spotted in the parking lot
>next to kurt angles limo. He is stil wearing the same
>things though. He slides a brown leather bag with
>black writing on it,the writing is blurred out though.
>Jay takes a box of matches out from the bag and a can
>of gas,he them processeds to cover the car is
>petrol(gas) and sets it alight before running
>away,FAST. A few seconds later theres a BANG and all
>thats left of kurt angles limo is a pile of scrap. The
>camera switches backstage to kurt angles locker room
>where he is watching on in shock,EWF goes to
>commercals)
>
>30 MINUTS LATER
>
>SCENE FIVE
>BACKSTAGE
>
>(Jay Kraze is seen walking around backstage where he
>is approched by a Interviewer,a short scrawny man with
>messy brown hair and he wears a black ripped up coat
>and ripped brown trowsers)
>
>Jay Kraze:Oh man dont they pay you a lot
>color=yellow>
>Intervewer:No Mr.Kraze they do not! and i must say
>that it is very annoying to have to go shopping in
>Half Prices on half price sales in half price
>stores!
>Jay Kraze:Whoa thats a lot of half prices! So what do
>you want?
>Interviewer:An interview if possable mr.Kraze
>color=blue>
>Jay Kraze:Sure thing
>Interviewer:So Jay Kraze,sir,what do you think of Kurt
>Angles recent remarks towards you?
>Jay Kraze:Oh man dident you see the way i blew his
>limo sky high?
>Interviewer:No i dident.....
>Jay Kraze:Ah well,i did anyway heh heh
>color=yellow>
>Interviewer:Now Jay Kraze you have a world title match
>tonight,how do you plan for it to go?
>Jay Kraze:well it goes like this,i step into the ring
>a nobody,i step out champion. Quite simply because
>Kurt angle is a total jack ass! he couldent mow his
>lawn with out calling a damn gardner first it would be
>like "oh excuse me Gardners for gays co. can you
>please tell me how to mow my lawn using a pair of
>tweesers and a toilet roll?" heh i really shouldent
>diss Kurt angle though after all he did win TWO
>medles,when many others have won 3,4,5 or even 6! but
>TWO now theres a high number. So kurt wants to diss me
>off in a massive speech that bores everyone half to
>death then fine he can,BUT he called me Kraze,i call
>him INSANE!Interviewer:What do you
>think about that jackass Tristan Webb?
>Jay Kraze:i really cant comment of people that dont
>show up! so him and scott hall i dont give a shit
>about but Kurt angle however is going to hit the mat
>so hard he's going to be the next Chris Benoit!
>color=yellow>
>Interviewer:Can we stop talking about angle now? i
>mean this has to be boring people at home.
>color=blue>
>Jay Kraze:THIS IS LIVE!!!!!!!!!!! GODANIT!
>
>(Jay Kraze gets a pissed of look in his eyes and
>spears the interviewer down then climbs onto the
>nearby soda machene and lands a firebird splash onto
>him,then he drops 50 $100 bills onto him and walks off
>leaves the crowd and everyone at home stunned)
SCENE SIX
PARKING LOT
(Jay Kraze is seen speeding off in the prezes limo!)
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