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Subject: DTWO Dream Team World Order (This RP sucks big time, still it's 00:23am and I am fucking knackered!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Author: The Enigma [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 16:29:00 03/04/02 Mon (The NWO's music hits and all the lights go out. The lights start flashing white and The Enigma and Super Shorty appear at the top of the ramp with DTWO T shirts on. They walk down to the ring looking cocky and wiggling their fingers NWO style. They jumps into the ring at the same time. The Enigma has drawn a goatee on him and Super Shorty has drawn a line of hair coming down his forehead.) SS: Hey Yo. This is the DTWO 4 life! (Starts twitching) JACK DANIELS!!!!!!! The Enigma: Come on Scotty, I thought you got over that! SS: Sorry, Hey Yo!!!! yo all the guys in the back have been givin me and Big Kev here disrespect!!! They been saying that we are out for ourselves, we don't care about the company. They say that we are poison. Well we ain't poison, in fact the only poison I know of is the stuff that floating around my liver. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm Self inflicted poison!!!!! The Enigma: Hey man, get a grip. I bet you didn't know I could talk did you??? I did a lot in WCW. (The fans look confused) You know WCW, I was with DDP. Booker T, spina rooni???? (the fans start to click, you can hear them saying "Oh yeah the spinarooni") Ya see I just got talented people like DDP to do all the work and I'd just let them carry me. SS: Hey Yo!!!! The Enigma: Wolfpac in da House. (The Enigma raises his hand in the air and then falls over the top rope.) SS: Hey Yo!!!!! (The Enigma rolls back under the top rope and starts to talk again). The Enigma: I'm Big Daddy Cool, I'm Diesel. That was when my hair wasen't grey and I had some kind of figure. Now I'm an out of shape, grey haired mouse man. 4 life!!!!! (Super Shorty jumps to the floor and rolls around coughing.) The Enigma: Hey man what's up??? SS: I just swallowed my tooth pick (spluttering) Hey (cough) Yo!!!!!! (The Enigma grabs his chest and falls to the floor) The Enigma:AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My pacemaker. (CWA officials run out to the ring and put the two wrestlers on to stretchers, they are taken out to an ambulance and driven off outside. A Ford Cortina stops in front of the ambulance and Sara dressed in an DTWO t-shirt drives up in a milk float and smashes into the ambulance.) Sara: DTWO 4 Life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Fade To Black) [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]