| Subject: Finally, J2H Has Come Back to CWA |
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Date Posted: 08:37:43 03/05/02 Tue
(Hardcore Johnny 2 Hotty is walking by himself down the well-lit concrete hallway in the basement of madison square garden. He is wearing black adidas mesh pants with three white strips down the sides. He is wearing a black sleeveless shirt with the letters J2H on the front and "If You Smell What Im Cooking" on the back. He is wearing a pair of black oakley sunglasses and a pair of white adidas superstars with black stripes. He is carrying his cell phone in one hand and his right hand is in his pocket. He is on his way to meet Amber to conduct an interview about his upcoming Strikezone match against one time partner Laura. He is nearly to his destination when his cell phone rings)
J2H-"Finally J2H has answered his cell phone."
Alexis-"Um, what are you doing?"
J2H-"Did you call because you want a piece of J2H's strudel?"
Alexis-"Why are you talking like that?"
J2H-"Do you want me to take you to the Smackdown Hotel? You know its on the corner of Hotty Drive and Hardcore Blvd."
Alexis-"Im not understanding what you are saying John."
J2H-"You have the gall to call me up, talk my ear off, and you dont even have the decency to tell me your name. What is your name."
Alexis-"You know what..."
J2H-"IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS."
[J2H hangs up his cell phone, sticks it into his left pants pocket and walks until he reaches a group of people. They look like cwa techs and they are putting the finishing touches of a green background up. Amber sees J2H standing there and walks up to him.)
Amber-"Mr. Hotty, everything is going to be ready in just a couple minutes."
J2H-"That sounds great. Hey, by the way, do you like pancakes?"
Amber-'Um, sure i guess so."
J2H-"I love pancakes personally....you know what else i love."
Amber-"Whats that?"
J2H-"I love pie. There is nothing better than a nice piece of warm, moist, luscious, pie."
Amber-"....I think they're ready for us."
(She leads him over in front of the green background that was just constructed. One of the techs has a camera on his shoulder and hands Amber a microphone with the cwa letters on the side of it. he informs her that they are going live in 5, 4, 3, 2...}
Amber-"Welcome to another edition of Cwa behind the scenes. I am Amber and joining me today is cwa superstar Hardcore Johnny 2 Hotty. This saturday he is going up against Laura. Now, mr. Hotty, how are you preparing for your match on saturday."
j2H-"Well Amber i'll tell you how im preparing. Since we are in New York City, i thought what better way to prepare for my match than have as much pie has humanly possible. You know, i've never had new york pie and let me tell you, these girls..i mean bakers, know exactly what they are doing."
Amber-"So you've been eating pie?"
J2H-"I've eaten so much pie my mouth hurts."
Amber-"Well you still seem to be in shape, hopefully this isnt hurting you any."
J2H-"Oh its hurting alright. I mean, i can only eat pie for so long before the strudel starts to go soft."
Amber-"And thats not a good thing?"
{J2H looks at Amber with a dumbfounded look on his face.}
J2H-"Are you serious? Of course thats not good, who wants to eat a cold soft strudel. Do you?"
Amber-"It doesnt sound too appealing."
J2H-"You damn right it doesnt. Now as for my opponent on Saturday, this mysterious 'Laura'. Well, ive fought her once before, and the great one came out on top then, and the great one is going to come out on top this time."
Amber-"Actually it was a triple threat match at Trial By Fire where Havoc defeated both of you to become the United States champion."
J2H-"Dont you ever, EVER, correct the great one. Havoc may have one the united states championship. By always have been and will continue to be the People's Champion. And thats all that matters. Saturday Laura goes one on one with the great one. And when i deliver the People's Hot Commodity. And i deliver the People's Hot Flashes, she will know that I am a force to be reckoned with. If you smell la la la la la. What J2H, is cooking."
{J2H begins to walk away when he turns around and delivers a perfect Rock Bottom to Amber. She is laying there unconcious because her head smacked off the concrete floor. J2H stands up and looks right into the camera.)
J2H-"Just Bring It."
{J2H walks back towards his lockerroom as the scene fades to white.)
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