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Subject: A kidnapping


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The Dream Team
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Date Posted: 14:10:26 03/05/02 Tue

(The scene opens with Super Shorty, The Enigma and Sara sat in a bar. The bar is just plan and simple. Its got a wooden floor and white walls. There is a couple of men sat at the bar drinking some beer. Super Shorty and The Enigma are in their normal red and grey outfits, Sara is in a short pink top and a short denim skirt.)

SS: Sara I think you should have worn your outfit?

Sara: No! I didn’t want. You two look like a right bunch of idiots in them

Enigma: Sara that isn’t true I think that we look very good

Sara: Fine. Shouldn’t you two be discussing tactics for your match, aren’t your opponents meant to be good?

SS: Nash and Hall the oldest guys in America. They were good but now they are crap.

Enigma: That’s true infact they are actually worse than Havoc.

SS: I didn’t think that could be humanly possible.

Sara: Why are you so horrid to Havoc, you don’t know him. He could be a really nice guy.

SS: You seem to know a lot about him. Let me scan you with my scanning eyes for more info.

(Super Shorty starts to look Sara up and down. He gets to her breasts and just keeps looking not moving a muscle. The Enigma gives Shorty a quick slap around the head.)

Enigma: What the hell are you playing at?

SS: There is some Uranus dust in the air it made me stop moving

Enigma: Quick hide under the table

(The Enigma and Super Shorty quickly dive under the table. Sara looks really embarrassed. She gets up and walks over to the door.)

Enigma: Stop you don’t know hats out there?

Sara: I will be waiting at the van, come out when you start acting your age.

(Sara leaves the bar, The Enigma and Super Shorty start to blow the Uranus dust away. He two men sat at the bar walk over to Super Shorty and The Enigma. Both men who are about six foot five stand there looking. They both have long black hair and one has a grey streak in it. They are wearing jeans and black N.W.O t-shirts. Super Shorty and The Enigma jump to their feet.)

SS: (laughing) Look its Hall and Nash

Enigma: It is! Watch out we don’t want to break their hips.

SS: Quick get Hall a zimmerframe

Enigma: And Nash a walking stick

(The two men walk up to Super Shorty and The Enigma and stand face to face with them)

Man1: Do you want a fight cause you are pissing us off?

Man2: Yeah we will kick you little punk asses into line

SS: Watch out we have super powers we could easily blow you away

(The two men start to laugh)

Man1: Go on then blow us away?

(The Enigma and Super Shorty start to blow but the men just stand there laughing)

Man2: Just leave the bar before we do something we might regret

SS: No we have a right to be here

Enigma: Yes we do and if you did cause trouble we could pick you up and throw you to our homeland England

Man1: Your British, this gets more and more funny

Man2: We beat you Brits at everything

SS: Not at football

Man1: Do you mean soccer?

Enigma: That’s it you are being cheeky to us we have had enough

(Super Shorty and The Enigma try to chokeslam the men. They can’t lift them up. The men pick Super Shorty and The Enigma and throw them to the floor. The Enigma crawls away while Super Shorty stumbles to his feet.)

SS: You will pay cause we will get Ty onto you

Man1: Are you in CWA?

SS: Yes

Man2: I saw that other bloke get his ass kicked by Havoc on TV.

SS: He didn’t get his ass kicked. Havoc is a low life evil man from Mars. He has the brain of a ant and will never be anything more than I want to be unlike the Dream Team who are the one’s. He said he thinks we will beat the N.W.O well guess what we will easily beat the N.W.O.

Man1: The New World Order will beat you just like we did

SS: I meant to say the Old Aged Pensioners

(The men go to attack Super Shorty but The Enigma runs behind them and hit them with a snooker cue. They fall to the floor. The Enigma and Super Shorty quickly run from the bar. They get outside.)

SS: We need to run they are after us?

Enigma: I know and they have Uranus dust so our powers can’t be used on them. Let’s get Sara and we are out off here.

(They look around but they can’t see Sara anywhere)

SS: She has disappeared

Enigma: Oh yeah I guess she has. I know I will ring her

(The Enigma starts to ring Sara number. Someone answers but it doesn’t sound like Sara)

Enigma: Sara where are you?

???: Sorry Sara is a bit busy at the moment

Enigma: I have a message tell her to ring as soon as possible………wait a minute who is this

???: This is Sara’s killer! That’s only if I don’t get five million pounds in cash before you match on Strikezone. If I don’t then Sara gets it

Enigma: Where can I get all that from?

???: Use your head oh and Have a nice day

(The Enigma throws his phone to the floor and stamps on it.)

SS: What’s happened?

Enigma: She has been stolen, (starting to cry) if I don’t get five million pounds she dies. What can I do?

SS: Don’t cry I will think of a plan………………I GOT IT! Lets rob a bank

Enigma: Good idea

SS: Or we could go see Ty

Enigma: Great, but first lets look for clues
(They look around the car park. The Enigma fins something)
Enigma: Look it’s a CWA backstage pass
SS: They must be on the roster
Enigma: Well thought of, we must go see Ty
(Suddenly the two men come charging out of the bar)
SS: (screaming like a young girl) HELP! Lets go!
(The Enigma and Super Shorty quickly jump into the van and drive off to see Ty. Fade to black)

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