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[> here's a recent one.... -- ophelia, 23:02:20 03/07/02 Thu

Off the top of my head, I can only come up with a recent one. I need to go ponder the shooting scripts to get some older ones....

In Couplet, when Cordy was pondering her options with Groo, that perhaps that could "Com" without the "Shuking" (heh) and then Angel get all squirmy in his chair and starts rambling "Well, that could be a slippery slope that.....once you're on.....you could......slide."

Oh, and one from earlier in that ep....Cordelia saying she didn't want to sleep with Wes because she could lose her "visionity" and Wes is all prim "if that's the way you want to play it...." Angel looks confused and Cordy get annoyed "VISION-ity"

LOL

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[> I would pay to see the tape of this one -- ophelia, 23:11:52 03/07/02 Thu

Forgive the double post, but I went and dug this one up (especially since you guys are discussing this ep down below). I haven't ever been able to see it, but I am DYING to because just reading it makes me laugh hysterically every single time.

Yes, I am talking about Spike's little mocking skit of Angel and his damsel in distress. :)

"Girl": Oh, how can I thank you - you mysterious black clad hunk of a night thing?"

"Angel": "No need, little lady. Your tears of gratitude are enough for me...You see, ma'am, I was once a bad-ass
vampire. But love - and a pesky curse -defanged me, and now I'm just a big fluffy puppy with bad teeth."

Down below, Rachel reaches out to touch Angel, or maybe a chaste hug. Angel takes a step back.

"Angel": "Ah! Not the hair, never the hair."

Rachel searches Angel's eyes.

"Girl": But... there must be some way I can show my appreciation..."

"Angel": "No, helping those in need's my job. And working up a load of sexual tension, then prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough..."

"Girl": "I... understand. I have a nephew who's gay, so..."

"Angel": "Say no more! Evil's still afoot, and I'm almost out of that Nancy-boy hair gel I like so much! Quickly!
To the Angel-Mobile! Away!"

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[> [> Hey, Ophelia -- Princess Twilite, 00:31:24 03/08/02 Fri

Hey Ophelia,

I know it's not much, and I can't find a clip of the scene but there is a trailer of the episode up at the site Lost souls, it's a good site for multimedia:)http://angel.kathgrr.org/Ep/s1.html

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[> Re: Funniest Moments... -- yabyumpan, 23:41:08 03/07/02 Thu

Yeah Ohelia, i love that, the "nancy boy hair gel" esp when you consider how much of the stuff Spike must use, although for him it would probably be "industrial strength big bad" hair gel!! Also from Belonging Angel: "Exactly! He's also got her wearing this - flimsy swimsuit that covers like (twists the ax handle between his hands as he looks up at the ceiling) nothing."
For a moment all three guys' eyes unfocus, then they glance at each other. (from psyches site)Love how they all embaresed about having rude thoughts about Cordy!
Talking of rude thoughts' suggestion for another thread: sexiest Angel momments ;-)

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[> Re: Funniest Moments... -- Kitty, 13:29:47 03/09/02 Sat

>Funniest moments of Angel??
One of my top fav moments is Cordy and Wes acting like Buffy and Angel. I couldn't stop laughing at this scene.

Cordy: "Oh - Angel! I know that I'm a Slayer and you a vampire - and it would be *impossible* for us to *be* together - *but!*"

Gunn laughs at Cordy's act.

Wes stands up: "But!"

Cordy turns to look at him. Wes pulls his glasses off and lays them to the side.

Wes: "My gypsy curse sometimes prevent me from seeing the truth. Oh, Buffy!"

Cordy: "Yes, Angel?"

Wes: "Oh, I love you so much I almost forgot to *brood!*"

Fred watches wide-eyed. Gunn is laughing.

Cordy: "And just because I sent you to hell that one time doesn't mean that we can't just be friends."

Wes grabs a hold of Cordy's wrist.

Cordy: "Oh!"

Wes: "Or possibly more."

Cordy gasps: "Gasp! No! We mustn't."

Wes pulls Cordy close.

Wes: "Kiss me."

Cordy: "Bite me!"

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I'M BRINGING THIS THREAD BACK TO LIFE, CAUSE IT'S WORTH MORE POSTS!!! -- MissKitieFantastico, 01:09:36 03/19/02 Tue

Hola y'all... I'm reviving this thread because I didn't think it got the attention it deserved. There's SOO many funny scenes in Angel, should we even attempt to post them all? Oh well, I'm a sucker for a challange....
****

-PROVIDER-
Wesley: The Internet article I'm currently writing posits a formula for the genome mapping of creatures who don't have genes. It's an exciting arena.

Lorne: One I'm sure we can all download at 'I'll never know the love of a woman dot com.'

-REDEFINITION-
*Gunn, Cor & Wes getting drunk after being fired.*

Gunn: I don't know - if I had to listen to you two, day in, day out - snipe snipe snipe, bitch bitch bitch� I figure ya'll got off easy. I woulda killed you.

Cordelia: Oh, that's rich, coming from Mr. I-Don't-Take-Orders-Now-Where-Can-I-Stick-My-Axe.

-OVER THE RAINBOW-
note: This whole scene when they arrive in Pylea had me BUSTING UP! Angel was just mondo hilarious. I practically wore out my tape rewinding and re-watching it!

Angel: The sun! Daylight! Quick, somebody hand me a blanket -- hand me a blanket or I'll catch on fire! Why am I not on fire?
***
Angel: And I'm not on fire.

Wesley: And we're all together, too. We didn't even merge into a freakish four-man Siamese twin!

Gunn: That was a risk? How come nobody told me that was a risk?

Angel: Can everybody just notice how much fire I'm NOT on?

Angel: Let's start gathering branches, brush, anything that'll cover the car. Hey, look, there's some over in that patch of sun! I'll get 'em!

-HEARTTHROB-
I don't know why this made me laugh...
*Cor puts on the necklace Angel got her*

Cordelia: It's gorgeous! Look how it brings out my breasts! Like you weren't all thinkin' it.

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[> Re: Funniest Moments... -- Argent, 01:39:33 03/19/02 Tue

>Funniest moments of Angel??

Nobody throw things but I have a fave funny in IWRY. When a newly human Angel is scoffing everything in sight and gets all giggly when he eats chocolate:-

"I love chocolate." Drinks some yoghurt," But not as it turns out yoghurt. Yuurgh." He looked like he was going to spit it out!

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