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Sean
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Date Posted: 16:02:46 08/28/03 Thu
If you ever feel down, then get up, or read these.
>A Few Good Points
> When weeding, the best way to make sure you are
> removing a weed, and not a valuable plant, is to pull on it.
> If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
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> The easiest way to find something lost around the
> house is to buy a replacement.
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> Never take life seriously.
> Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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> There are two kinds of pedestrians - the quick and
> the dead.
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> Life is sexually transmitted.
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> An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
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> If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who is
> the fool who said, "Quit while you're ahead?"
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> Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
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> The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
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> Get the last word in: Apologize.
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> Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day;
> teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
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> Some people are like Slinkies . . .not really good for anything,but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
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> Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying
> in hospitals dying of nothing.
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> Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these daysno one talks about seeing UFOs like they use to.
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> Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
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> All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
> It pays no attention to criticism.
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> In the 60s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
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> Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession.
> I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the oldest profession.
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> How is it one careless match can start a forest fire,
> but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
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> AND THE # 1 THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
> You read about all these Terrorists - most of them
> came here legally, but they hung around on these
> expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years.
>
> Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days
> late with a video and those people are all over you.
> Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration!
>*************************************************The End
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