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Date Posted: 12:08:17 07/13/04 Tue
Author: Herb
Author Host/IP: ca208-ch03-bl09.il-chicago0.sa.earthlink.net / 207.69.137.42
Subject: a few punny lines

Two robins were sitting in a tree.

"I'm really hungry," said the first one.
"Let's fly down and find some lunch."


They flew down to the ground and found a nice plot of newly plowed
ground that was full of worms. They ate and ate and ate till they could
eat no more.


"I m so full, I don't think I can fly back up into the tree," said the first
one.
"Let's just lay back here and bask in the warm sun," said the second.
"O K," said the first.
So they plopped down, basking in the sun. No sooner than they had
fallen asleep, when a big fat tomcat came and gobbled them up.

As the cat sat washing his face after his meal, he thought...
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(you're gonna like this one)
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"I JUST LOVE BASKIN ROBINS."









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