The event was real and it happened yesterday. Here's an update.

Mostly males showed up for the event (imagine that), but a few females did show up as well. This was interesting in and of itself since the shop carries mostly women's clothing.

Our reporter on the scene, "Barebutt Bronski," reports that he may have spotted our own Draggie-dahlink there. He mentioned one unidentified female with a rather mammoth superstructure curling her lip at the attendant from the retail outlet and saying, "You call that a towel? Sweetie, when it comes to covering my taa-taas, that's nothing but a washcloth!"

All the news that's fit to concoct, just the way the major news media do it... from Laf and Sage's Journal of Maniacal Madness.