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Date Posted: 09:54:07 11/15/03 Sat
Author: Sage
Author Host/IP: qam1b-sif-183.monroeaccess.net / 12.27.214.184
Subject: Sounds like a plan

You know how the lion always complains about being told to be"have." Well, last night, after he pulled another stunt, I yelled at him in utter frustration. I said, "Laf, how do you ever expect to get into heaven????!!"

He paused and with a mischievous glint in his eye, he calmly replied, "I'll just run in and out and slam the door until St. Peter says, "Laf, for Heaven's sake, either come in or stay out!"

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