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Date Posted: 19:12:25 03/22/04 Mon
Author: Bar
Author Host/IP: user-12hcien.cable.mindspring.com / 69.22.73.215
Subject:

Thanks for all those Chain Letters in 2003
In reply to: Draggie 's message, "Re: Do you think he's ready?" on 12:33:42 03/22/04 Mon

To all my friends - thanks to everyone for sending me all those precautionary chain letters in 2003:

I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains.

I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.

I smell like a dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.

I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that some thug will drug me with a dart gun and try to rob me.

I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.

I stopped consuming several foods for fear that they contain saltpeter.

I also stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because they are nothing more than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers that are bred in a lab so that places like McDonald's can sell their chicken mcnuggetts..

I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine.

when I go to parties I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear she'll take my kidneys and leave me napping in a bathtub full of ice.

I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account because she was a sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. Funny - that girl's been 7 since 1993...

I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I wrote expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their special e-mail program.

My Erickson phone never arrived and neither did the passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.

But I'm positive all of this resulted from a stinking chain I broke, or forgot to follow, and I got a curse from hell.

IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you don't send this e-mail to at least 12,000 people in the next 10 seconds,
a bird will poop on your head today at 7pm.

You've been warned.

Thanks again.................

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Re: Thanks for all those Chain Letters in 2003 -- Sage, 16:39:59 03/29/04 Mon