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Date Posted: 20:02:05 03/30/04 Tue
Author: bar
Author Host/IP: user-12hcien.cable.mindspring.com / 69.22.73.215
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"Big Dick"
In reply to: Sage 's message, "It's all Bar's fault" on 16:31:21 03/29/04 Mon

I just couldn't resist, had to post this one!

"That's my kinda kid"

A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable infidelity. Suddenly, the woman reaches over and slices the man's penis off. Angrily, she tosses it out the car window.

Driving behind the couple is a man and his 9-year-old daughter. The little girl was just chatting away at her father when, all of a sudden, the penis smacks the pickup on the windshield, sticks for a moment then flies off.

Surprised, the daughter asks her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?"

Not wanting to expose his nine-year-old daughter to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey."

The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after a few minutes she says, "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?"

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Re: "Big Dick" -- Sage, sternly, 11:34:37 03/31/04 Wed