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Date Posted: 17:09:59 09/18/03 Thu
Author: Songbird Lion with old favorite redux
Author Host/IP: qam1c-sif-70.monroeaccess.net / 12.27.215.71
Subject: Someone wanna break out the fire hoses?


A trip to an oral surgeon this morning delayed Secretary Sage and me from getting this posted sooner, but it is no less an important announcement because of the delay.


Today is September 18th, 2003. Lance Armstrong and Frankie Avalon are horning in on a most important anniversary of the birth of a true star and persona de celebre!



Happy Birthday, Draggie-poo!


With each passing year, our beloved Wiccan gets lustier and lustier and her conversations run the range from randy as a billy goat overdosing on Viagra to REALLY randy. And, that's why we love her so much. She brings a certain joi de vivre to all our lives and initiates many smiles amongst us all. Her now infamous, yea, even notorious, escapades with Victor Victor, Pool Boy without portfolio but magnificient pecs are tales of groping legend now. I understand that Masters and Johnson are planning a follow up study just to cover those incidents that can be printed in newspapers intended for consumprion by the general public. Keep 'em on their toes, Draggie, my girl!


It's easy to see where Draggie's mindset is. When I asked her what was the magic number for this year's commemeration of her natal day, she piped up in her normal lusty laughing style, "48-H! Same as they have been for years now!"


That's our Draggie-pie-luscious-lips-dahlink-poo! She's one of a kind and she's our kind of one. We're so glad she's mending and back on the road to recovery. When asked how the replacement knee is working out for her, she claims she was able to run down three pool boys and an auto detailer this week alone and she is not anywhere near her peak performance yet. She claims she cannot help herself.


"Just show me a construction worker without a shirt or any workman with a 'plumber's smile' and I just go all a'twitter," she gurgled as she nonchalantly allowed her hand to fall naturally and almost unnoticed on the bum of this reporter. You know Draggie and her propensity for tweaking the tail of the lion in his den... or even in his dining room or the kitchen or the laundry room... or the...




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