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Date Posted: 17:34:01 09/20/03 Sat
Author: Draggie
Author Host/IP: dialup-67.31.137.89.Dial1.Denver1.Level3.net / 67.31.137.89
Subject: Dragonsingers Foundation for wayward boys and wild life preserve.

As we go to press on this fine day, I am reminded that we have not gone to press in a long time and wish to explain why.

Well it all started with one of our prize Fluboobian lions getting very sick and having to go to the vets alot. Then the lesbiens got wind of some new torture toys and took off with out filling in the travel to the real world vochers. We had to bail them out of several Mexican jails in one week. The pool boys decieded to go on strike, siting a need for more baby powder to help with the chafing they were enduring from their thongs. My very expensive and totaly custom made industrial strength bra with the green lights and warning sirens fell on the floor and had to be sent out for repairs...and you all know what that means....yes I had only the light weight and not so safety inclined soft cups to bridle my bountious bosomes. Whicjh precipitated my right knee going out and my needing to go into hospital for repairs. So you can see we have had our hands full.

Victor-Victor Victoria my well hung and lovely Aussie butler had immigration trouble and had to do a menage a tois with the INS gals and one guy....oy vey!! But he is fine if a little sore in the neither regions.

So we will be opening the doors to the Foundations many pleasure rooms and gardens in about a weeks time. We have a new brochure to send out as son ad the trolls finishh with the printing. Trolls are so messy having to do all the work with their feet. A religious choice so I understand.

Please look for our annual sale of thongs, bongs and other assorted toys and edible playtime gels. We wil be running an Xmas special on long and short vibrators and other oddites and fun stuff. We also hope you will visit out=r new restraunt, The HOT PICKED HERRING. Serving many lovely dishs to tempt your palate.

So we will be seeing you all very soon. In the mean time if you wish to make a donation to the Wild Life Preserve...well send in small bills......ahem...!

Many happy thoughts and blessings
Draggie....mistress of all she serveys and any nice choice piece of male arse she can lay her hands on- poo.

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Re: Dragonsingers Foundation for wayward boys and wild life preserve. -- Lion, 18:33:16 09/20/03 Sat
- Mawhahaaaahaaaahhaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! -- Draggie, 00:58:03 09/21/03 Sun