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Date Posted: 11:19:13 09/24/03 Wed
Author: Janna, via Sage
Author Host/IP: qam1c-sif-70.monroeaccess.net / 12.27.215.71
Subject: Unanswered Questions

1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you get
undressed?

2. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the
way down to the core of the earth?

3. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

4. Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your
arse?

5. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first
thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and
I am an alcoholic'?

6. If you mated a bulldog and a shitsu, would it be called
a bullshit?

7. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

8. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the
freezer?

9. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through
mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?

10.Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the
toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

11.Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

12.Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I
think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink
whatever comes out'?

13.What do people in China call their good plates?

14.If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio
out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

15.Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the
time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask
where the bathroom is?

16.Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all
fours? They're both dogs!

17.What do you call male ballerinas?

18.Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??

19.If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme
crap, why couldn't he just buy dinner?

20.Why is a person that handles your money called a
'Broker'?

21.If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

22.If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is
made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

23.If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is
there to hear him,is he still wrong?

24.Why is it that when someone tells you that there are
over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them,
but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you
have to touch it to make sure?

25.Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet
Soup?

26.Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the
hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your
a**?

27.Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face,
he gets mad at you but when you take him on a car ride,
he sticks his head out the window?

Weird Things You Would Never Know!!

Butterflies taste with their feet.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of
the world's nuclear weapons combined.

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens
every year.

On average people fear spiders more than they do death.

Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently
arrived immigrants.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for
dating are already married.

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or
older.

It's possible to lead a cow upstairs.. but not downstairs.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.

The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch
every year because when it was built, engineers failed to
take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.

A snail can sleep for three years.

No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."

Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose
and ears never stop growing. - SCARY!!!

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

All polar bears are left handed.

In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their
bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the
letters only on one row of the keyboard.

"Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English
language.

If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be
39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall.

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

Almost everyone who reads this will try to lick their
elbow.

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Re: Unanswered Questions -- Draggie, 13:20:13 09/24/03 Wed