Thanks for posting this one, Bar. I am still snickering at the images it brought forth.

As I said in a LAF LIONS once, you have never seen a man come wincing back to an automobile in a service station with the words, "We have to stop at another station. This place is filthy!" Give us guys a handy tree, a roadside clump of brush and the problem is solved.

I must admit that I often wonder why service stations always lock bathroom doors. Are they afraid someone will break in and clean it?

The French have installed uni-sex public urinals on some streets that are supposed to be functional for both men and women, however, I have my doubts. I have been in many stalls in men's rooms around the world and I am always amazed that so many men have such poor aim. That's when many of us males also are forced to learn to assume "the stance" as well, and - you're right - the human thigh was never intended to support the weight of the human body in that position for any length of time that may be required.