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Date Posted: 21:46:20 12/11/02 Wed
Author: Bar
Author Host/IP: AC95C03D.ipt.aol.com / 172.149.192.61
Subject: "Thoughts from George Carlin"

Thoughts from George Carlin:

~^~ Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

~^~ How is it possible to have a civil war?

~^~ If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

~^~ If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

~^~ If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

~^~ Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have an "S" in it?

~^~ Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?

~^~ Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?

~^~ Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

~^~ If the "black box" flight recorder box is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

~^~ If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

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