How about these things that bother me often?

Do pediatricians play minature golf on Wednesdays?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

If all the world's a stage, where is the audience sitting?

If God dropped acid, would he see people?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?

If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons? Is the experience hard on your mother?

What on earth was the first man to milk a cow thinking about when he realized he could?

Why do the people at grocery stores get upset when you do what the package says and "open here?" They get paid to sweep up, don't they?

Why do vitamins and herbal supplements that are supposed to help you "live a long life" have expiration dates on them?

How can I get the address of that "poor straving little boy in China" so that I can mail him the liver and onions, Brussel sprouts and asparagus people try to feed me?

Being a philosopher is so difficult.