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Date Posted: 13:53:47 06/26/02 Wed
Author: Suicide Kid
Subject: So you say that you're the real deal

*We cut to a locker room in the back where Suicide Kid is watching footage of his title defense of the EPW World Television Title against Matt Steele. The camera zooms in as we see Carmen slapping Suicide Kid, allowing Steele to get the victory with the Real Deal Driver. Suicide Kid then turns the camera to face him.*

Suicide Kid: Well, Matt, history is on your side for our match tonight. However, don't get complacent, because past records will not set the outcome of tonight's match. As you know, I am good at proving the bookies wrong. After all, no one expected that I would become EPW World Heavyweight Champion, did they? Yet I did it, and I keep proving my critics wrong. Look at me now, back in the ring after a career threatening back injury. And now it's time for some payback. I may have gone on to become the only EPW Quadruple Crown winner, but you never gave me a rematch. Why is that Matt? Were you scared to give me another chance?

*Suicide Kid looks at the TV again. Matt Steel is celebrating with Carmen.*

Suicide Kid: Look at you there. You see that, "Real Deal"? I guarantee you that you will not look so happy after our match tonight is over. I will prove that you are nothing more than a few catch phrases and false pretences. As you well know, I am more than capable of taking you to the limit, and I will do no less than that tonight.

*Suicide Kid looks at the TV again, before turning it off.*

Suicide Kid: Tonight is going to be very different to way back then, oh so different. I'm going to wipe that smug little smile off your face. What is it with you and that smug smile? It's not like you have much to be happy about. After all, your career so far in the WIW is hardly sparkling with success. I suppose anyone with a women as beautiful as Carmen, you can always be happy. But where is all the gold that you so richly desire? Like I have said previously, you seem to want everything. Unfortunately for you, you will get nothing than a solid ass kicking tongiht at the hands of the Suicide Kid.

*Suicide pauses for a moment.*

Suicide Kid: Tonight Matt, you are going to have to prove to me once and for all that you really are the Real Deal. You have the glitzy phrases, but can you back up your words with strong actions? I guess we will have to wait and see, won't we?

*Suicide Kid turns to his locker, and gets something out of it. He turns back, with a title belt on his shoulder.*

Suicide Kid: You see this belt here, Matt? I'm sure you recognise it. It's the belt that you despised so much during your career in Extreme Pro Wrestling. That's right, it's the EPW King of the Deathmatch Title Belt. As the last holder of this title, I thought I'd bring it with me, to remind you how extreme, how sadistic, how suicidal I can be. Surely you can remember my matches defending this belt? Light tubes, beds of thumb tacs, barbed wire ladders. So many memories. But tonight isn't going to be about barbed wire ring ropes, or beds of glass. It's going to be a straight up wrestling contest. But let me tell you this, if your little girlfriend decides to stick her nose where it doesn't belong, and trust me, I know how big it was before the surgery....

*Crowd cheers*

Suicide Kid: Then I can't promise you that I won't pull out the tables and the barbed wire. So, if you don't want a refresher course in Suicidal Tendencies, I suggest you keep this contest clean and fair. I'll see you in the ring later tonight.

*The screen fades as Suicide Kid returns to watching footage of his past matches with Matt Steele.*

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Replies:

Thats right I'm the Real Deal -- "The Real Deal" Matt Steele, 14:31:42 06/26/02 Wed
- I Finally get my Hands on You -- "The Real Deal" Matt Steele, 12:17:21 07/02/02 Tue
  - Waiting, wanting... -- Suicide Kid, 12:48:07 07/03/02 Wed