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Date Posted: 14:09:06 07/03/02 Wed
Author: "The Pinfall Wizard: Michael Merlin
Subject: Title Held Hostage: Day 10

[The scene shows "The Pinfall Wizard" Michael Merlin in an ice cream shop, enjoying a tasty snack.]

Merlin- Hello, boy and girls. It's everybodies favorites Prodigy of Pain here. Once more I am going to enlighten everyone with my witty banter and joyous celebration.
Now, normally I would be talking about how much Shane Tyler is a JERK-ASS and why he sucks, but not today. No sir. He already did that for me. That's right. Only two weeks ago Shane Tyler claimed that he "never loses." He said that no one, not Craven, not Marnard, not his poorly disquised NAMBLA member of a wife, NO ONE had ever beaten him. Then, just the other day he conceded that...I WON! Woo Hoo. I win. One to Nothing!

Merlin- Now Shane may think I might take insult to his patorizing tone and insinuations that he could beat me, but one thing Shane may not realize is that I'm really, REALLY shallow! I don't care how I won, I WON! Woo Hoo. I win. In fact, I'm so happy about winning, I wrote a little song about it, and it goes a little something like this:

[singing] I am the winner. I have gone and won. No one else is the winner, only I am the winner. Are you the winner? No you aren't becuase I am the one who won, and you are not and that is why I am the winningest winner in the history of Winnersville. Yes I am. I win. Woo Hoo! We are the winner, and no one can beat us, and that is why I'm...BETTER THAN JESUS!

Merlin- [No longer singing] II RHYMES, SO IT'S TRUE. [Uncomfortable pause] Okay so it doesn't rhyme. Well, the last part does, so that sort of counts.
Anyway, now that I'm celebraating my victory over Tyler, which I have won, that means the World Heavywieght Championship is up for grabs. But not just to anyone, oh no, this is a valuable prize, and it means leverage. So tonight, I want to se some brutal, rabid carnage.
Normally I would say I'm going to give a title shot to hte most brutal member of the locker room, but not tonight. No, tonight I will give a title shot to hte most brutalized man on the show. To hte man that endures the most amount of pain and suffering, to hte man who destoys himself for the crowd and for me, they shall get to bruch up against greatness.

Merlin- Right now the front runner is probably Smock, cause right now he looks in prome condition for Eric Doering to destroy that little nose wipe, but we all know that I'm beaten Smock twice before and I'll do it again. Such is life. But to the rest of you, get ready to bleed, becuase until I am satisfied I am holding this title hostage!

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