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Date Posted: 09:33:31 07/11/02 Thu
Author: Love and Peace
Subject: Hello, Kitty

(Scene opens in the wrestlers' parking area for "Rampage." A well-used black Dodge Durango pulls into the parking lot and pulls into a space. The driver realizes that the Durango is double parked across a yellow line, reverses it, and re-parks within the lines. Scattered fans have managed to loiter about the area in the hope of catching the attention of their favorite WIW superstars. Sister Chastity Perpetual and Nicollette D. Wolfwood step out of the Durango, carrying their bags. Two teenaged girls wearing denim shorts start jumping and waving their hands. One girl sports Draven's t-shirt, the other Michael Merlin's. Love and Peace, although in a hurry, realize that the calls are directed at them. They walk over to the railing where the girls stand.)

Sister Chastity: Well now, young sisters, art thou anticipating the show this evening?

Draven Girl: Oh, yeah! We've been waiting forever to actually get in to a live show! You guys rule!

Merlin Girl: Yeah! It's so awesome that you won the tag belts!

Nicollette: Thanks. We certainly don't plan to disappoint you.

Draven Girl: No way! I think those Stray guys are so stupid, saying you're afraid of them and everything. I mean, like they deserve a title shot just 'cause they're here.

Merlin Girl: Yeah, what do you think about what they said? Don't they make you mad?

Nic: We heard them, and no. We aren't mad. Here's the deal -- Hey! You guys wanna be on tv?

(The two girls giggle and shout "Oh my God!" loudly, but agree. Nicollette turns them both to face the cameraman who is covering all action in the parking lot. Sister Chastity steps into the camera's frame, slightly behind her tag team partner.)

Nic: So The Strays say we're afraid of them. That we're running from them and that they'll be happy to take our belts away any time. If that's your way of making a challenge, my little points of light, the answer is no. As champions, we have the right of refusal in our matches, and at the moment you two haven't even had a tag team match in this fed. Having a brain-dead lackey does not a tag team make, Little Kitty. Once we've seen you two in a proper tag team match, then you can have your title shot. Until then, you aren't really a tag team.

SC: In addition, brothers, were thou truly as aware and enlightened as thou doth claim, thou wouldst know that a more serious issue doth lie at hand. War approaches quickly, and thou shalt be forced to claim a side and stand steadfast upon it. While Love and Peace doth be fighting champions, we also understand that the smaller details must oftentimes be laid aside until the greater issue hath been dealt with. Thou shalt have thy match, but t'is nay thy time as yet. Patience doth be a virtue, brothers.

Nic and SC: In nomine patri fili et spiritu sancti.

(Nicollette turns to the two girls with a grin.)

Nic: And why are we doing this?

Girls (almost squealing with giggles) : It's what Jesus would do!

(Love and Peace sign autographs for the two fans and enter the building as the scene fades to black.)

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