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Date Posted: 19:22:08 03/30/02 Sat
Author: The Gorditas with a bunch of cops!
Subject: Knock Knock Knock...

[Several knocks on the door of Jim Daher's place as Daher answers the door.]

Jim Daher: Hello?

Police Officer 1: Sir, did you assault these two and hit the vehicle they were in?

Jim Daher: Who?

[Out from behind the two officers appear Los Gringo X and Chico Loco bruised and bleeding... Gringo starts screaming.]

Los Gringo X: That's him! That's the puta that beat us up and his us with his humvee!

Officer 2: Sir did you know your vehicle was used in the assault?

Jim Daher: Umm... No?

Chico Loco: That F***** is lying! Ask Vincent! he'll tell you?

Jim Daher: I'm not lying! And who the hell is Vincent?

Los Gringo X: Dude you pathetic moron, he was the guy on the cell phone while you and your boyfriend were attacking us!

Police Officer 1: Sir, if you would please come with us...

Jim Daher: No way, you can't touch me. Go talk to Storm and let him deal with it!

Los Gringo X: He hit my mother too!

Police Officer 1: Sir, is that true?

Jim Daher: No it isn't. He's lying!

Police Officer 1: Come with us please. We have to palce you under arrest for assault and lying to an official.

Jim Daher: What the...

[Before Daher can finish the officers handcuff him and escourt him to their squad car. He is placed into the back and then the officers get into the car and leave. Gringo and Chico laugh their asses off as they walk to a new limousine parked off to the side as Jimmy, with an ice pack over his eye stands smiling.]

Jimmy: That should take care of him for a while. Now, you two stay out of trouble and stay. Vincent and I will drop you off at my place. I don't want you getting into trouble anymore, do you understand?

Chico Loco: Yes we understand...

Jimmy: Good, now get into the car. Just be glad Vincent was still conscious and those idiots didn't see him. I'm sure Storm will fine them big time for what they did. The idiots didn't realize it wasn't a GWA issued limousine. Damn crazy drivers...

[The three get into the limousine and drive off to Jimmy's place where Gringo and Chico are dropped off (Meaning they are staying out of trouble and in a place that CANNOT be trespassed or proper actions will take place.). Fade out because this is pretty much pointless now so Daher roleplay on the RP board because this is annoying and has just been ended! That'll teach you for attacking someone's limo that isn't under contract to the GWA. Last time a POR limo was hit, was actually a Storm Corp limo, so think before you act duh!]

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