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Date Posted: 18:14:23 04/08/02 Mon
Author: Blunt
Subject: 15 to smoke

(Scene opens. Blunt is relaxing in his smokey dressing room. The crowd goes wild as they see him appear on the ACEtron.)

Blunt: Well mon, April Attack is almost here. My biggest show yet. I wanted to be in one of the feature bouts, but unfortunately the fans arent gonna get to see me in one. But its all good, because I'm gonna get to beat down 15 other punks instead of one, when I step into the ring for the battle royal.

(crowd cheers. Blunt pulls out 15 joints and lights them in his mouth)

Blunt: I'm gonna smoke a spliff for each of the clowns that I'm gonna throw over the top rope before I win dat!

(crowd begins to chant his name. Blunt stares blankly at his Bob Marley poster on the wall. He begins to speak to it.)

Blunt: I know, mon! Sharp is trying to hold me back. He knows that I have already become one of the biggest fan favourites in AceCanada, so he's afraid that if I win a title I could take over. Okay, Bob! Yes, star! I will! Get up stand up! I wont give up the fight! At April Attack there's no damn way anyone will stop me!

Penman: Well, its official! Blunt has smoked himself stupid.
Delaney: I wouldnt go that far, but he does seem a little more out of it than usual.

(scene ends)

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