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Date Posted: 19:53:17 04/08/02 Mon
Author: BADD COMPANY
Subject: The Canadian Shield

At a ACE Canada house show a loud guitar riff plays over the soundsytem the crowd starts to boo, Bon Scott's gravely voice plays over the driving rythm's of the guitar's as Highway To Hell play's, the ACEtron shows the shadow covered faces of four men, the camera pans back to show off their muscular body's. A huge explosion of fireworks signals the arrival of BADD COMPANY, the four men step out onto the top of the ramp, wearing black t-shirts with BADD COMPANY in large red letter's on the front.
As the crowd roars their disapproval, the men stand and soak it all in, when one of them pulls out a mic...He is the ACe Canada TV Champion "The Natural" Roy Hobbs...

The Natural: (he is wearing the TV Title around his waist, his blonde hair hanging wet about his face and shoulder's he has the muscular look of someone who has spent many year's in a gym)
Listen up you moron's, we are here tonight representing not only ACE Canada, but all you jackass's as well. (the crowd boo's as The Natural smirks)
We really dont give a damn if you like us...or any of the idiots in the back like us. (the crowd is still booing)
But you damn well better respect us...(the ACEtron shows a scene of Angel and Blunt laid out in the ring)

(a bald headed, maniacal looking man steps forward and takes the mic, his massive neck bulging, the crowd throws debris at this man, it is obvious that he is despised)
The Crippler: And Fear us...
We have left a trail of broken and battered bodies in our wake. (the ACEtron shows clips of Sadistic Shawn, the ACE Canada champion and superstar lying bloody in the ring as the members of BADD COMPANY laugh)

(a shorter dark haired man, with the same muscular build steps up and take's the mic from the Crippler, he has one of the ACE Canada Tag belts over a shoulder)

Eddie: (he has a voice that sound's like he gargled with razor blades... We have destroyed everyone who has stepped in our path... (the ACEtron shows another clip of El Gordo ex-TV Champ lying out cold in the ring)

(a huge man with massive arms and shoulders wearing the other ACE Canada Tag belt steps forward and takes the mic, he has a deep voice)

Big Nasty: We have taken the best of ACE Canada and beat them to a pulp (ACEtron shows a clip of Big Nasty standing over a prone Northern Rocker, the Natural takes the mic back)

The Natural: ACE USA we are the vanguard of ACE Canada.
Like the Canadians that went before us at Vimy Ridge and refused to yield, the Canadians at Dieppe and Honk Kong who refused to surrender and like Brock at Niagara, we will beat your sorry asses back across the border. (to the shock of BADD COMPANY the crowd actually sheer's.
Sharp has picked us to watch his back, to stand by him and ACE Canada. Like the Olympic Team in Salt Lake...(the crowd goes wild at the mention of the Olympic teams) we will prevail.
So Hong Kong Connection show up if you dare, Taco Perez and whoever you get to help you and every one else in the BAttle Royal, get the Blue Cross all paid up... (all four men look straight at the camera, eyes unflinching)...cause your gonna find out why you dont @#$% WITH CANADA!!!!

(the crowd roars in approval as the men walk through the curtain to the back)

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