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Date Posted: 13:39:46 04/13/02 Sat
Author: Blunt
Subject: Bye, Bye, Bye!

(Scene opens. Blunt is sitting at a police station after him and Angel were arrested for stealing the Bad Company SUV).

Police: Well, well, well! Looks like you're gonna be in a lot more trouble than you expected Blunt.

Blunt: Okay, like I told you before me and Angel were just making sure Bad Company's car was runnning well.

Officer #2: Shut up punk, do you think we're stupid?!

Blunt: Well, yes but...

Officer #1: Shut the hell up @#$%&! It's bad enough that you committed grand theft auto but it gets better....

Officer #2: Ya I dont know what the law is in Jamaica or wherever the hell you're from, but in Canada marijuana is illegal! We found $500 worth in your pockets alone!!!

Blunt: And I told ya mon! I have chronic asthma, I need it!

Officer #1: Marijuana worsens asthma moron

Blunt: Damn it!

Officer #2: And if all that wasnt enough, we just found out that you're an illegal immigrant!

Blunt: Okay, Okay, if ya'll ignore all dis, I'll be happy to buy you some donuts

Officer #1: Excellent! You gotta deal!

(Officer #2 smacks him in the head)

Officer #2: You're in enough $&*!, I wouldnt be making bribes. We have no choice but to deport your rastafarian ass!

Blunt: What?!! You can't do that mon!

Officer #2: Too late....mon

(scene ends with the two officers laughing.)

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