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Date Posted: 13:59:21 04/13/02 Sat
Author: Starz
Subject: What is going on here

(Starz is standing in front of an American Flag. He has a large bandage covering his forehead and is wearing the ACE Canada Title Belt. He looks extremely angry.)

Starz: What the hell is this?! I just saw the matches for the April Attack Pay-Per View and what's my match. A crappy Battle Royal against the riff raff of ACE Canada and USA who couldn't get a match in. I am the ACE Canada Champion. A belt that I have defended multiple times and come away with the belt intact. But instead of being in a match for the Triple Crown Title, I am put with the crap in the battle royal. Why is this? Sadistic only has a belt because Sharp made one up. I am the ACE Canada champion, it should be me vs. Notorious for the belt. Because I don't even know who the hell Orion is to be able to challenge him.

(Starz takes off his belt and puts it on his shoulder.)

I have one belt on my shoulder and I need a matching one for my other shoulder. But I cannot get that because some idiot put me with 15 pathetic losers in a battle royal. But I am not worried. You see, I will just have to beat 15 losers instead of one. Because I have never been pinned or Submitted or lost by any other way than DQ and I don't intend to start now. So come April 20th, I will go into the ring and put one man over the ropes, then two me.

(While talking Starz puts up a finger for each person he says that he'll put over the ropes.)

then three, then four, then five, then six, then seven, then eight, then nine, then ten. Whoops, not enough fingers. Oh well, since it will help you people count.

(Starz drags a crewman in and begins lifting his fngers as well.)

Then an eleventh person with go over, and a twelfth, and a thirteenth, and a fourteenth, and then I will take the final bum in the ring and throw him over to prove that I am the best.

(Starz grabs the crewman and pushes him off-camera.)

Hold on this could be good.

(Starz pauses and looks up to think then looks back at the camera.)

Now, not only will one person, or two people, or even three people have done before. But I will be the cause of fifteen people seeing STARZ.

(Starz starts laughing as the camera zooms up to the part of the flag with stars on it and fades to black.)

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