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Date Posted: 20:12:07 04/13/02 Sat
Author: Hong Kong Connection
Subject: We return to quiet you up
In reply to: BADD COMPANY 's message, "OH CANADA..." on 10:58:10 04/10/02 Wed

The scene opens in a gymnasium. Around the facility people can be seen riding on the stationary bike, hitting the punching bag and lifting wieghts. In the middle of the facility there is a wrestling ring set up. Inside the ring are several guys wearing padded gear sparring with two asian men who are wearing no protection.

The shorter of the two men is ACE USA co-holder of the tag team championships Ray Too Pay. He hip tosses one man out of the ring and recovers on time to kick another man that is charging at him in the gut. He then leaps onto the man and drives his face into the mat.

The other asian man is Ray Too Pay's partner Wild Willie co-holder of the ACE USA tag team championship belts. He delivers a shooting star press to one man then a russian leg sweep to another. He gets up and delivers a standing side kick to a third man.

As the Hong Kong Connection continue their workout the sound of a man clapping his hands in a slow rhthym can be heard off to the side. The Hong Kong Connection stop their workout and look at the man who turns out to be Peter Jabroni the former manager for El Gordo and Precious Paul.

Jaroni: nice work hammerheads. Tell them jarheads there to take a break I need to talk to yous. You guys look like you gotten better since being a couple of ankle burners in ACE Canada.

The sparring partners start to leave the ring and walk away.

Ray: Well what did anyone expect from us there when we had a crooked commisioner that was backed by the championship committee. We never stood a chance because they just tried to keep us down.

Willie: Yah That company sucking. We had tah go cause' we stay there we go nowhere.

Ray: Now we are going to take on their tag team champions who just happen to be commisioner Sharp's little whores. We will take them out and then go after Sharp and show them that they made a big mistake.

Jabroni: Well I'll tell you guys something. That zero Sharp screwed me and my boys around and now I am putting a plan together so that he gets whats coming to him. I want to be in your corner and make damn sure that the triple crown tag team championships go to ACE USA. That way Mr. Not So Sharp will not have them and maybe that will keep his mouth shut.

Ray: I don't give a damn about Sharp. I just care about winning those titles and showing everyone in ACE Canada that we are the best.

Willie: That guy make so many people mad. He want to play that way then he pay. Paco Pawez will kick that Shawps a$$ all ovah the wing. Badd Company can't be able to help him because they can't know how.

Jabroni: Hey thats nice but, I came here with an offer and I need to know if you guys are going to accept it. Do you want me there in your corner or not?

Ray Too Pay and Wild Willie stand there and look at eachother and then at Peter Jabroni.

Ray: Why do you want to be in our corner?

Jabroni: You are a hammerhead arn't you. Havn't you been listening to me. Commisioner Sharp screwed me and I want to get back at him I intend to help you guys win this thing just like the way I helped that fat tub of crap and that big lazy dummy become the first tag team champions that ACE Canada ever had. If I can make those guys champions then I know I can make you guys champioms. What do you say.

Willie: i think he wight Way. He help doze guy. He can help us.

Ray: I am sure we can beat them on our own but, it won't hurt to have Jabroni backing us. Welcome aboard.

Jabroni: That is the best decision that you hammerheads have ever made. Alright now we got work to do. Alright everyone back in the ring you F'N zeroes. MOVE IT!!!

The sparring partners for the Hong Kong Connection start to file back to the ring with the exception of one of them.

Jabroni: Hey wheres the goofy looking fat one that was wearing the blue tights?

Sparring Partner in green: I think he went to the bathroom sir.

Jabroni: Gone to the bathroom? Hes fired I never told him that he can go there. Now come on get to work. I want to see my boys break some of your bones.

Ray Too Pay and Wild Willie look at eachother wondering if they made a mistake recruiting Peter Jabroni to manage them for a match.

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