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Date Posted: 09:38:27 04/14/02 Sun
Author: Bold N Beautiful
Subject: Re: Women's Tag Match
In reply to: Lethal Weapons 's message, "Women's Tag Match" on 13:14:13 04/12/02 Fri

(Scene opens in a workout ring, where the girls are sparring with each other and practising for the upcoming pay per view April Attack. Jack sunset flips Muffy into a pin. Once Jack and Muffy get up and brush off, they head to the corner where Hans is waiting with towels and spring water.)

Jack: You are a real dork, aren't you Hans?

Hans: Ja!

Jack: Very good looking, not too bright.

Muffy: OH JA!

Jack: Just like you Muff!

Hans: Ja!

Muffy: Oh both of you blow it out your....

Jack: Careful, you don't want everyone to know how unladylike you are. (Both Hans and Jack laugh. Muffy just scowls at both of them.)

Muffy: I know one sister and one flunky who are both in serious need of a personality adjustment.

Hans: Ja!

Jack: Enough, we've got work to do. We've got to finish working on our new move.

Muffy: Have you thought about the tag team name I suggested?

Jack: Bold N Beautiful, yeah but I'm not sure I like the idea of committing to a name. People will start to think we're a fixture.

Muffy: C'mon admit it, you like me.

Jack: NO, I don't. The only reason I agreed to this ridiculous project, our stupid costumes, and working with you instead of against you was to wipe out Lethal Weapons.

Muffy: You see, you believe in the war against ugly women too.

Jack: No peroxide brain! I believe in not backing down from a challenge, and I believe that ACE Canada is the superior division. Which I intend to prove.

Muffy: So you don't want a catchy tag team name?

Jack: Oh for the love of god!

Muffy: You're not dragging her into this are you?

Jack: Alright, Bold N Beautiful is our name. For this event only. Agreed.

Muffy: Yes.

Jack: We put a serious hurting on Scorpion Face and Dragon Breath.

Muffy: Hell Yes.

Jack: Then we go back to publicly hating each other and I get to kick your ass on a regular basis.

Muffy: Absolut.....no, no hang on a second.....I kicked your ass all the time, what are you talking about?

Jack: You cheated to win, you never actually kicked my ass. There is a difference.

Muffy: Not according to the record....how many titles have you won? huh....yep that's what I thought....

Jack: Shut up! Let's get back to work. You suck.

Muffy: I know isn't it wonderful.

Jack: Speaking of sucking, did you hear there are a couple of Jack and Muffy clones posing as us in ACE USA fighting matches in our names.....

Muffy: Yeah, I heard something like that....we lost an imprompu match against the Lethal Weapons at April Annihilation. Kinda funny when you hear about matches you were in, long after the match has come and gone..eh?

Jack: Kinda Funny? It's outrageous, don't the muckity mucks is ACE USA have any kind of fraud control. People can't just go around using our names, having matches and losing to make us look bad.

Muffy: Especially without our permission.

Jack: Do you work at stupidity or does it come naturally?

Muffy: Everything is natural about me.

Jack: Yes, I hear about woman being born with silicone breast implants....ALL THE TIME.

Muffy: Shouldn't we be getting back to work now?

Jack: Yeah, I want this move clean and polished before April Attack. I want to spring a little surprise on our friends Lethargic Weapons.

Muffy: I thought they were "Lethal"?

Jack: Not to us.

(Scene fades to black.)

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