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Subject: Essential Homework Excuses


Author:
Miss Grundy
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Date Posted: Tuesday, April 16 2002, 7:26pm
In reply to: Rosemary 's message, "School blues" on Tuesday, April 16 2002, 5:41pm

None of these will work in MY classroom!!!

Why I don't have my homework

I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school

I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

Our puppy toilet trained on it

Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked

I put it in a safe, but lost the combination

I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away

Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing

I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing machine

I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload

My little sister ate it

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The ultimate "lost homework" excuse, LOLAntonio JonesWednesday, April 17 2002, 12:57am


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