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Redneck Sympathy

Author:
Kathy

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Date Posted: Thursday, February 16 2006, 7:34am

Three Rednecks were working on the Rednick Highrise a/k/a Wachovia Tower - Steve, Bruce and Jed.

Jed falls off and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."

Steve says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Keystone Beer.

Bruce says, "Where did you get the Keystone, Steve?"

"Jed's wife gave it to me," Jed replies.

"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"

Well, not exactly", Steve says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Jed's widow'."

She said, "No, I'm not a widow."

And I said, "I'll bet you a case of Keystone you are."

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