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Subject: Well eye've got to hand it to you .....

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BettyBoop

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Date Posted: Saturday, April 13 2002, 3:46pm
In reply to: BettyBoop 's message, "Blind joke" on Saturday, April 13 2002, 3:45pm

A man who lived in an apartment thought it was raining and put his hand out the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into his hand.

He looked up to see where it came from just in time to see a young woman looking down.

"Is this yours?" he asked.

She said, "Yes, could you bring it up?" and the man agreed.

On arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a drink. As she was very attractive he agreed. Shortly afterwards she said, "I'm about to have dinner. There's plenty. Would you like to join me?"

He readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed a lovely meal. As the evening was drawing to a close the lady said, "I've had a marvelous evening. Would you like to stay the night?"

The man hesitated then said, "Do you act like this with every man you meet?"

"No," she replied, "Only those who catch my eye."

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Subject	Author	Date
Re: Blind joke	BoopyBetty (no relation)	Sunday, April 14 2002, 10:47am