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Subject: OK I'm back Now "Wayne's phone fear song" :P


Author:
NieMMY
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Date Posted: 02:39:50 05/30/03 Fri

Wayne: HELLO OPERATOR. I'D LIKE TO MAKE A CALL
CAN I HAVE 477 3104?
Opertator: I'M SORRY SIR, COULD YOU REPEAT THAT NUMBER ONCE AGAIN?
Wayne: 477 3104, DID YA GET IT THEN?

Opertator: COULD YOU SPEAK A LITTLE SLOWER? 477'S ALL I GOT
Wayne: 3104, ARE YOU BLOODY DEAF OR WHAT?
Opertator: LOOK, I GOT THE FIRST BIT, BUT I JUST CAN'T GET THE LAST
Wayne: WELL STICK THAT FUCKIN' PHONE UP YOUR FUCKIN' ARSE

CHORUS
Wayne: STICK THAT FUCKIN' PHONE, UP YOUR FUCKIN' ARSE
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FUCKIN' HELP, NOT MAKE IT FUCKIN' HARD
I'M JUST TRYIN' TO MAKE A CALL, BUT YOU'RE JUST BEING SMART
SO YOU CAN STICK THAT FUCKIN' PHONE, UP YOUR FUCKIN' ARSE

Telecom:GOOD MORNING I'M FROM TELECOM, COME TO DISCONNECT YOUR PHONE
FOR A BREACH OF REGULATIONS JUST A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO
YOU UPSET OUR OPERATOR WITH A PRETTY NASTY CALL
Wayne: WHAT ARE YOU FUCKIN' ON ABOUT? IT WAS ALL HER FUCKIN' FAULT!

Telecom:WELL SHE CLAIMS THAT IT WAS ALL YOUR FAULT, SHE REALLY WAS DISTRESSED
Wayne: WHAT ABOUT YOUR CUSTOMERS, SHE UPSET ME FIRST!
Telecom:WE'VE GOT HER WRITTEN STATEMENT, WHICH SHORTLY WILL BE READ
BUT IT MIGHT HELP IF YOU'D RECALL EXACTLY WHAT YOU SAID

Wayne: I SAID

CHORUS
Wayne: STICK THAT FUCKIN' PHONE, UP YOUR FUCKIN' ARSE
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FUCKIN' HELP, NOT MAKE IT FUCKIN' HARD
I'M JUST TRYIN' TO MAKE A CALL, BUT YOU'RE JUST BEING SMART
SO YOU CAN STICK THAT FUCKIN' PHONE, UP YOUR FUCKIN' ARSE

Telecom:WELL THAT'S NOT EXACTLY ON SIR, IT'S JUST NOT ON AT ALL
YOU MUST USE COMMON ETIQUETTE IF YOU WISH TO MAKE A CALL
AND 'PLEASE' AND 'THANK YOU' ALSO HELP, YOU CAN'T TALK TO HER LIKE THAT
Wayne:'PLEASE' AND FUCKIN' 'THANK YOU' WELL YOU FUCKIN' TELL HER THAT!

Wayne:AND SHE KNOWS WITHOUT A TELEPHONE I'M REALLY IN THE SHIT
Telecom:WELL PERHAPS IF YOU'D APOLOGISE THAT JUST MIGHT HELP A BIT
Wayne:APOLOGISE? APOLOGISE? APOLOGISE TO WHO?
Telecom:JUST GO IN AND ASK FOR OPERATOR 42

operator 40:GOOD MORNING, ARE YOU WAITING? IS THERE SOMETHING I CAN DO?
Wayne:YES, I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO OPERATOR 42
operator 40:I'M SORRY SIR, I MISSED THAT, COULD YOU REPEAT WHAT YOU JUST SAID?
Wayne:AH SHIT! I DON'T BELIEVE IT! HERE WE FUCKIN' GO AGAIN!

OPERATOR 42, LOOK I'LL JUST WRITE IT DOWN
OH OPERATOR 42, I'LL SEE IF SHE'S AROUND
Wayne: JEEZ, THEY'RE BLOODY USELESS, I'M SURE THAT THEY'RE ALL DEAF
NO WONDER THAT I DID ME QUINCE, NO WONDER THAT I SAID

CHORUS

Wayne:NOW THEY'LL MAKE ME SIT AROUND AND WAIT ALL BLOODY DAY
JUST SO THEY CAN MAKE ME SWEAT AND HAVE THE FINAL SAY
THAT'S LIKE THE PUBLIC SERVICE THEY MAKE YOU SCRAPE AND BBOW
ARRGGHH SHIT! SHE'S FUCKIN' UGLY, IF THAT'S HER COMING NOW!

operator 42:I'M OPERATOR 42, I'M BUSY, MAKE IT FAST
Wayne:DID A BLOKE TELL YOU TO STICKTHAT FUCKIN' PHONE RIGHT UP YOUR ARSE?
Operator 42:YES HE DID, THE FILTHY ANIMAL, I REMEMBER NOW
Wayne: WELL YOU'D BETTER FUCKIN' BRACE YOURSELF 'CAUSE THEY'RE BRINGING IT AROUND!!

CHORUS
Wayne: STICK THAT FUCKIN' PHONE, UP YOUR FUCKIN' ARSE
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FUCKIN' HELP, NOT MAKE IT FUCKIN' HARD
I'M JUST TRYIN' TO MAKE A CALL, BUT YOU'RE JUST BEING SMART
SO YOU CAN STICK THAT FUCKIN' PHONE, UP YOUR FUCKIN' ARSE


Luvs & Huggles NieMMY :P hehehe

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