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I'm here -- Oral Bobberts, 20:35:32 12/16/09 Wed
- Don't worry about that dearie! -- Twink Demon, 21:12:39 12/16/09 Wed
Crappy Holiday -- Anommy Moose, 10:47:23 11/23/09 Mon
- 'Twas The Night Before Christmas' -- Wellspringofknowledge Demon, 12:15:54 12/02/09 Wed
  - To the tune of "Silver Bells" -- S. Claus, 15:23:09 12/03/09 Thu
    - I'll be homeless for Christmas -- Most of us, 14:40:36 12/15/09 Tue
Yeah, you can put this in the "Epic Fail" pile. -- Pope Chaim, 18:16:22 12/12/09 Sat
- As much fail as that is... -- Safyre, 19:12:49 12/14/09 Mon
GHK6T-7GFYH-Y2PVQ-XK84K-GW8JW -- Billy G, 11:38:18 12/14/09 Mon
So I'm looking to get a new external drive... -- Safyre, 15:32:42 12/08/09 Tue
- Do you have SATA on your Motherboard? -- ~Satan~, 15:41:04 12/08/09 Tue
  - Sure do -- Safyre, 16:03:16 12/08/09 Tue
    - Well.. -- Safyre, 16:28:24 12/08/09 Tue
      - Dude, if you just want to transport data like DVD's -- Biker Demon, 21:28:27 12/08/09 Tue
        lol -- Safyre, 21:45:06 12/08/09 Tue
        If you expect to fill a TB in one month you consider a SAN -- Wellspringofknowledge Demon, 09:15:14 12/09/09 Wed
        Can somebody translate this into something approaching english? (NT) -- Steve Jobless, 16:56:17 12/12/09 Sat
        Be happy to help -- Wellspringofknowledge Demon, 11:20:06 12/13/09 Sun
        SAN=Some Asshole No-it-all. (NT) -- Steve Jobless ->I can see clearly now my brain is gone<-, 20:18:50 12/13/09 Sun
On a cold December day in Florida... -- ~Satan~, 10:52:12 12/12/09 Sat
Are you a sitter or a stander? -- Tutu Muchoo InFormatoo, 17:50:38 12/11/09 Fri
Westfield Fashion (COJ217126) -- Aamir, 11:22:52 12/11/09 Fri
- SPAM = 119.155.78.215 BANNED (NT) -- Fargone Icehole, 12:11:34 12/11/09 Fri
Ya gotta love irony... -- Poetic Injustice, 19:53:36 12/09/09 Wed
Sittin' on a frozen log, down here in HELL... -- Poetic Injustice, 00:23:06 12/04/09 Fri
- Uh...I hate to break it to you, but that's not a log. -- ~Satan~, 12:10:21 12/04/09 Fri
  - Oh, Crap! (NT) -- Poetic Injustice, 00:46:06 12/08/09 Tue
    - Well...Yes, that about sums it up. (NT) -- ~Satan~, 09:04:48 12/08/09 Tue
Satan, here's you a vile girl to torture -- Safyre, 04:35:42 12/07/09 Mon
- Better get a fresh load of Pineapples for this one! (NT) -- ~Satan~, 09:03:43 12/07/09 Mon
  - Gonna take an assload... (NT) -- Stretch Wreckedem, 16:53:32 12/07/09 Mon
TheN B Comcast -- Whizzbangofaknowledgedaemon, 01:48:52 12/05/09 Sat
Is she Christian? Is she Pagan? -- Her Hairdresser, 20:33:23 12/04/09 Fri
Obama's on all kinds of drugs... -- Justin Alaeious, 21:15:30 12/03/09 Thu
- Dope you can believe in! (NT) -- ~Satan~, 08:58:33 12/04/09 Fri
Merryfuckingchristmas (NT) -- Santafuckingclaus, 18:39:01 12/01/09 Tue
- Happy fucking New Year! -- Marilyn Monroe, 22:57:01 12/01/09 Tue
  - So, is it a joint or a cigarette? (NT) -- The curious, 22:58:17 12/01/09 Tue
    - I can tell you what its not -- Santafuckingclaus, 09:46:52 12/02/09 Wed
      - Up on the Roof top "click..click..click" -- Rudolph The Brown Nosed Reindeer, 12:07:09 12/02/09 Wed
Palindrome -- Poetic Injustice, 01:54:29 11/09/09 Mon
- Palindrome -- Foster Brooks, 02:05:10 11/09/09 Mon
  - Sarah Palin -- Sarah Palin aka Dumb Cunt, 09:49:17 11/18/09 Wed
    - Ooh, I just made up a palindrome of my very own! -- Justin Alaeious, 17:26:11 11/18/09 Wed
      - Wow. -- me, 20:30:10 11/18/09 Wed
        Sarah Palin... -- me, 17:47:59 11/27/09 Fri
Happy thanksgiving from the sunshine state -- Ira Redneck, 11:19:47 11/25/09 Wed
Ode to Ninkasi -- A St. Pauli Girl, 00:10:22 11/24/09 Tue
Introducing Wonderella! She totally saves everything ever. -- Wonderella, 19:05:49 11/23/09 Mon
- Happy Holidays! -- Wonderita, 19:14:50 11/23/09 Mon
How wet are you? -- Fukkin A, 21:44:40 11/22/09 Sun
- Ya want me to stuff your Turkey? (NT) -- Ben Dover, 08:25:25 11/23/09 Mon
From the redundancy department -- The redundancy department, 10:52:50 11/21/09 Sat
A Thanksgiving Blessing -- Bob Saget, 15:09:25 11/20/09 Fri
Texas -- Sam HueStun, 13:58:41 11/19/09 Thu
- Si -- Manule Labor, 14:39:11 11/20/09 Fri
Bollywood Girls -- Denver, 07:17:54 11/11/09 Wed
- BANNED! (NT) -- Admin, 18:19:27 11/11/09 Wed
- Who wants to see a bunch of semi nekkid INDIAN girls to begin with? -- C. Eastwood, 20:13:01 11/12/09 Thu
  - Oooo... -- Senator Squeezy McFeelpants, 21:22:54 11/12/09 Thu
    - Its all pink on the inside! -- Biker Demon, 09:10:30 11/13/09 Fri
      - I am way too busy to sort your pussy out for you! (NT) -- ~Satan~, 11:19:14 11/13/09 Fri
        Too busy effing 'em all, too, no doubt. (NT) -- The Audience, 14:31:43 11/13/09 Fri
        Hey this is HELL. Its okay to say "Fuck" (NT) -- ~Satan~, 17:24:55 11/13/09 Fri
        Well.ExFuckingScuse My manners, bitch. (NT) -- Your Owners, 21:13:24 11/13/09 Fri
        *Heh, heh, I just called ~Satan~ "bitch"! (NT) -- , 21:14:42 11/13/09 Fri
        -- ->*ducks wildly*<-, 23:47:12 11/13/09 Fri
        This is HELL its okay to call ~Satan~ a bitch -- ~Satan~, 11:13:55 11/14/09 Sat
        pineapple, pineapple pineapple! -- analdemon, 21:40:02 11/16/09 Mon
        Oooh, use a coconut, too! -- Don Ho, 00:18:03 11/17/09 Tue
        If you like Penis-A-Lotta.. (NT) -- Don Ho Mo, 09:46:04 11/18/09 Wed
    - They pulled my pic -- Senator Squeezy McFeelpants, 12:39:11 11/13/09 Fri
      - That's okay.. -- Twink Demon, 14:51:46 11/13/09 Fri
        Thats was a little more information that I really needed. (NT) -- ~Satan~, 17:23:37 11/13/09 Fri
Let’s Get Stimulated -- Modern Drunkard ->http://www.drunkard.com/<-, 16:07:35 11/13/09 Fri
- I'll drink to that (NT) -- Tee Totaller ->NOT<-, 21:07:54 11/13/09 Fri
What's with all this SPAM lately? -- The Galloping Goremet, 19:49:21 11/11/09 Wed
- kinda prefer green eggs and ham myself (NT) -- Cat in the Hat, 20:11:57 11/11/09 Wed
- Well, there's egg and bacon, -- Monty P, 13:03:46 11/12/09 Thu
  - And, then, Obviously, as well, there's: -- The Galloping Goremet, 15:34:47 11/12/09 Thu
    - OK now WHAT IS spam stuff? -- Just wanna know, 20:11:19 11/12/09 Thu
      - One SPAM Catalogue, coming up! -- Whizzbangofaknowledgedaemon, 21:24:53 11/12/09 Thu
        SPAM! There's an App for that! (NT) -- Apple IPhoney, 09:08:53 11/13/09 Fri
Advertise at COJ Network (COJ216853) -- Anas, 08:48:45 11/09/09 Mon
- Put your unwanted Spam on our site and get you ass banned -- El BANdito ->111.119.172.244 = ASSHOLE<-, 09:00:36 11/09/09 Mon
  - 'E must be from Alabanneda. (NT) -- Nether Highmen, 10:27:17 11/10/09 Tue
    - Madder O' Fact I is from Alabanneda. -- El Bandito, 15:21:11 11/10/09 Tue
      - I knew I shoulda turned left back at awbuakoyeekee (NT) -- B.Bunny, 23:33:40 11/10/09 Tue
Two dead after shooting reported in downtown Orlando -- Channel 666 News, 13:19:29 11/06/09 Fri
- Update -- Whizzbangofaknowledgedaemon, 15:13:30 11/06/09 Fri
  - So, was ~Satan~ evacuated? (NT) -- Mr. Ackerman, Sir., 15:16:50 11/06/09 Fri
    - *ahem* New secretary. Make that "Mr. Akerman" (NT) -- Sir, 15:32:57 11/06/09 Fri
      - Nope, were a mile or two down the road (NT) -- ~Satan~, 20:56:29 11/06/09 Fri
        That's good to know. -- Justin Alaeious, 22:06:17 11/06/09 Fri
A message from a fine literary duo -- Poetic Injustice, 11:52:35 11/06/09 Fri
Rats! -- Linus, 10:16:40 11/02/09 Mon
- At least you get fu*ked by a pumpkin. -- The current whipping boy, 22:51:26 11/02/09 Mon
  - For Pleasure a woman, for enjoyment a young boy.. -- Abdul a Kamelfucker, 14:43:49 11/03/09 Tue
    - for me... -- Ole Dolphie, 09:12:45 11/04/09 Wed
      - that's easy for you to say -- The current whipping boy, 20:27:58 11/04/09 Wed
        Sounds like a real pain in the ass! -- Biker Demon, 10:46:21 11/05/09 Thu
<-- Check out my bipolar smilie! (NT) -- Aitch, 01:46:18 11/03/09 Tue
A little Advice to Help Survive Halloween Night -- Hotdog and Beer (Frank and Stein), 11:47:00 10/30/09 Fri
- This is such good advice... -- The Galloping Goremet, 16:23:32 10/30/09 Fri
Ewe won't like Washington -- Ram Dass, 19:20:34 10/29/09 Thu
So a Giraffe and a Rabbi walk into a bar.. -- I.P. Freely, 14:19:31 10/23/09 Fri
- That may well be the worst joke of all time. -- ~Satan~, 14:17:57 10/26/09 Mon
  - or then there's -- Willy Makeit, 20:50:23 10/26/09 Mon
    - Or.. -- Biker Demon, 09:26:49 10/27/09 Tue
      - I got out of jail yesterday -- Frito Bandito, 20:18:45 10/27/09 Tue
        Like a Ho wuff a broken tooth -- Aunt JoMomma, 12:03:55 10/29/09 Thu
- So a Giraffe and a Rabbi walk into a bar.. -- IP Far, 15:28:00 10/29/09 Thu
So, Whatever happened to ^L^? -- Justin Alaeious, 14:42:10 10/27/09 Tue
Ya know, -- KKK, 16:31:50 10/18/09 Sun
- Ya. Kinda smells like onions... (NT) -- The Galloping Goremet, 21:03:56 10/18/09 Sun
  - Whats invisable and smells like carrots? -- Peter Rabbit, 16:25:25 10/20/09 Tue
    - What's got yellow hair and makes you laugh? -- Andrew Dice Loam, 19:25:20 10/20/09 Tue
      - FML -- XXX, 00:35:57 10/24/09 Sat
Hey Soupy! Glad to see ya! -- Dom, 20:54:15 10/23/09 Fri
I've got a lovely bunch of Coconuts! -- 1920's Sinner, 10:52:04 10/22/09 Thu
- Hey, That's MINE -- , 13:25:57 10/22/09 Thu
  - fukkin lmao (NT) -- KKK, 20:38:43 10/22/09 Thu
  - A mine is a terrible thing to waste -- Abdul Amakamelfuker, 11:01:31 10/23/09 Fri
So is this fella -- KKK, 20:58:35 10/19/09 Mon
- You talkin about that guy at the top of the page? (NT) -- Just hafta know, 21:41:56 10/19/09 Mon
  - actually -- KKK, 21:43:35 10/19/09 Mon
    - He's the guy Hussein not to bust the pot shops... (NT) -- Osama Obama, 22:00:56 10/19/09 Mon
      - Can't quite work "Barack" into a pun, though. -- Osama Obama, 22:12:04 10/19/09 Mon
        that punk has the secret service -- Aint Jomama, 22:45:16 10/19/09 Mon
- A bit BIG don't ya think? (NT) -- ~satan~, 22:57:57 10/19/09 Mon
  - Just a tad (NT) -- ~Jesus~, 00:26:01 10/20/09 Tue
    - 'Twas just for a day. -- Pontius Pilate, 11:20:18 10/20/09 Tue
I want my Mommy! (NT) -- King Richard, 21:52:04 10/12/09 Mon
- Yeah! Your Mom is hot! (NT) -- Any Teenage Boy, 08:42:11 10/13/09 Tue
  - Ya got any dirty pictures of your mother? -- Manuel Labor, 14:18:01 10/13/09 Tue
    - How much? -- King Richard, 16:08:22 10/14/09 Wed
    - Here ya go... -- Your best friend, 14:24:48 10/15/09 Thu
      - Damn! Mommy is Hot -- King Richard, 19:54:34 10/15/09 Thu
        (tee hee) -- YBF, 19:57:22 10/15/09 Thu
I'm not sure if anybody's interested, but... -- Bob, 19:17:17 10/15/09 Thu
- Gee, uh, thanks...think I'll pass. (NT) -- ~Satan~, 19:52:30 10/15/09 Thu
Thanks, ~Satan~ (NT) -- The current whipping boy, 11:22:25 10/15/09 Thu
- Glad you liked it! Would you like Pineapple to go with that? -- ~Satan~, 12:55:54 10/15/09 Thu
  - Ow OWW Ow... (NT) -- , 14:18:48 10/15/09 Thu
    - Geeze! All this and you want lube too? (NT) -- ~Satan~, 16:36:56 10/15/09 Thu
      - 'Kay. Why? (NT) -- Vasa Lean, 18:51:53 10/15/09 Thu
Windows 7 -- Wellspringofknowledge Demon, 20:18:21 09/25/09 Fri
- Huh, Bill retires and all at once... -- Biker Demon, 20:47:52 09/25/09 Fri
  - Too bad... -- Andy Capp, 13:40:00 09/27/09 Sun
    - Or the voters... (NT) -- Paul Iticull, 17:02:35 10/07/09 Wed
- So, where can we get it for free? (NT) -- Nether Highmen, 17:01:49 10/07/09 Wed
  - Microsoft is a might funny about the free stuff. -- Wellspringofknowledge Demon, 12:57:43 10/15/09 Thu
FML. -- ^L^, 21:36:56 10/03/09 Sat
- Could be worse. Could be rainning. (NT) -- Igor (pronounced eye-gore), 09:01:00 10/05/09 Mon
  - LOL It did rain. (NT) -- Case of the Mondays, 01:37:51 10/06/09 Tue
    - Is that anything like "The Case of The Missing Yoke" ? (NT) -- Nick Danger, Third Eye, 09:21:36 10/06/09 Tue
- You reap what you sow, honey. -- Justin Alaeious, 16:35:15 10/07/09 Wed
  - Congratulations! -- ~Satan~, 17:03:29 10/07/09 Wed
    - Oh, yes!!! Well on my way to enjoyment as I write this, as a matter of fact. (NT) -- JA, 17:10:50 10/07/09 Wed
Attention! If you found Jesus -- PSA, 16:00:49 10/08/09 Thu
- What if I don';t want him? (NT) -- Pontius Pilate, 16:36:07 10/08/09 Thu
  - Did you feed him? -- PSA, 12:23:42 10/09/09 Fri
From the for what its worth department -- Dave, 18:28:41 09/23/09 Wed
- Yeah, I got some mail from the old addy -- Captain Caveman, 21:36:51 09/23/09 Wed
  - Well at least I didn't say your dick was too small. -- Dave, 23:39:51 09/23/09 Wed
    - WTF?? (NT) -- Charlie the Tuna, 20:17:15 09/29/09 Tue
      - Yeah half the fucking email I get is "Try our product make you dick bigger!" -- Biker Demon, 08:35:42 09/30/09 Wed
        I hate it when your dick falls out when you're on your bike... -- Dyker Beamin', 17:45:55 10/07/09 Wed
Lancantrophy! It's a Disease, Not a Crime! (NT) -- W. Wolf, 09:45:39 10/07/09 Wed
- Wow, you really boned that one! (NT) -- Skell E. Ton, 12:40:54 10/07/09 Wed
Sex on the Phone... -- Enjoy., 01:20:21 10/05/09 Mon
Badass of the Week. -- ^Lillith^, 12:04:50 10/01/09 Thu
- Holy shit! I had a Drill Instructor with less balls! -- Biker Demon, 18:45:29 10/01/09 Thu
- I have to say -- Frito Bandito, 21:44:27 10/02/09 Fri
The Escapist News... -- Nerd Flu, 02:09:13 10/01/09 Thu
- Look out channel 666 you have compition! -- ~Satan~, 18:41:10 10/01/09 Thu

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