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Subject: Re: Friday Joke Author: dutch [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 08:32:22 09/21/02 Sat In reply to: Joker 's message, "Friday Joke" on 19:10:52 08/02/02 Fri A man was on holiday in the Caribbean and, liking the warm tropical weather, settled down for a day's sunbathing. He fell asleep, and after a whole day his legs became sunburnt beyond belief. He could hardly stand the pain. He decided to go to the doctor for treatment. The doctor looked at his lobster-coloured legs and shook his head. "You must realise that this is only a small village surgery," he explained. "I've really got nothing at all to help you. However, try taking this just before bedtime..." The doctor gave him one tablet of Viagra. Puzzled, the man asked, "I've got acute sunburn: what's a Viagra tablet going to do?" "Nothing at all for the sunburn," the doctor replied, "but it will keep the sheets off your legs." ------ A husband comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He drags the man down the stairs to the shed and puts his knob in a vice. He secures it tightly, removes the handle, and picks up a saw. The man, terrified, screams, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off are you?" The husband says with a gleam of revenge in his eye, "Nope. YOU are...... I'M going to set the shed on fire." -------- [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]