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Date Posted: 14:07:42 05/23/02 Thu
Author: Love it!!!
Subject: This is really cute !!
In reply to: sounds like pageant moms. 's message, "too funny." on 13:36:54 05/23/02 Thu

>I knew there was a reason I liked bear so much!
>>>
>>>If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do
>nothing but sleep for six
>>>months. I could deal with that.
>>>
>>>Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat
>yourself stupid. I could deal
>>>with that, too.
>>>
>>>If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are
>the size of walnuts)
>>>while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown,
>cute cuddly cubs. I
>>>could definitely deal with that.
>>>
>>>If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean
>business. You swat anyone
>>>who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line,
>you swat them too. I
>>>could deal with that.
>>>
>>>If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up
>growling. He EXPECTS
>>>that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
>>>
>>>Yup..... I wanna be a bear

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