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Date Posted: 07:07:55 09/01/00 Fri
Author: Nathaniel P. Robbins
Subject: This was better the first time I saw it...
In reply to: Charles Nemo 's message, "Why Are Bible Thumpers So Angry? Here's the Answer!" on 17:55:13 08/31/00 Thu

This sequel to >i>Revenge of the Nerds is dreadfully boring.

> It's because you're so scared that you're actually
> pissing in your pants! Why?
>
> We're what you've always hated, feared and desired --
> wrapped into one nasty yet nominally separate package.
> Think of us as the Unholy Trinity, soon to devolve
> into a deviant godhead. The governing law: nastiness
> gravitates to empty assholiness just like stink to
> shit. We just can't help ourselves.
>

Thank Jesus I can not smell you.

> We're the school yard bully and the bothersome
> omnipresent relative of your childhood, the nun with
> the ruler, the pushy priest in the confessional, the
> cop in the squad car, and the perverted next door
> neighbor watching you through curtain slits. We belch
> and fart most embarrassingly. We have long hair and
> are just "different". We prefer reading, movies and
> music to the sweatiness of jocks. We're computer
> nerds. We're the undertow at the beach, the hot stove
> and all the other dreaded people, things and events
> that teased, taunted and tormented your youthful
> dreams and every waking moment.
>

I am sure the goths who shot up Columbine are your heroes.

> Today we're a CIA implant and a cyber-construct of the
> dreaded SMERSH. We're the boss you hate, the kids you
> can barely tolerate and your nagging spouse or
> significant other. We're the Albanians in Kosovo, the
> pushy Negroes in the ghetto, the color BLACK(1)and
> those insignificant redwoods just begging to be cut
> for patio furniture. We're the Internet, shock
> rockers and violent video games. We're persistent
> questioners and challengers, entombed and embedded in
> your most sacred and secure institutions. We have way
> too much education for our own good and make a
> shitload more money than you do. We're aliens
> disguised to look just like you.
>

You remind me of my last visit to the zoo, where the monkeys wouldpace about beating their chests. Do you also fling feces at each other?

> We're obscene, and we certainly know it when we see
> it! We peddle filth everywhere in spite of your
> ceaseless efforts at censorship. We're the wrong
> color, race, religion, nationality and sex. We're
> here, we're queer, so deal with it. We're all that's
> slimy, evil, horrific, and grotesque. We roamed free
> in the Columbine High School hallways and then
> escaped. We're serial killers and mass murderers of
> the past as well as the hundreds still loose. We're
> more than 1.7 million prisoners in the U.S. alone,
> plus hundreds of millions of guns, bombs and germ
> warfare canisters, all waiting to be released and
> used. We're right outside your door on the darkest
> nights. We're the ultimate threat to god, mom, apple
> pie and peaceful sleep. We're the forerunners of the
> great Apocalypse that you both fear and desire at the
> same time. We're Satan, Beelzebub, Behemoth and all
> the demons of the Universe. We want your kids' bodies
> and souls, and we won't take NO for an answer!
>

Homosexurals, not suprised.

> Now -- what is it that we're NOT? We're not warm and
> fuzzy, a thick security blanket or anything that
> remotely might be called happy and comforting. (You
> destroyed those possibilities centuries ago with your
> constant bickering, wars, brutal police, hypocritical
> religion, corrupt politics, and pervasive pollution --
> all topped with the nasty frosting of your smug
> self-righteousness.) We're not capable of being
> reasoned or dealt with, let alone prevented or
> stopped. We're not the least bit worried about lack
> of company, knowing that you're breeding countless
> thousands more of us that will be even worse than we
> are.
>

I am going to grab you by the ears and drag you to the front pew of my church, where you'll get your feet hot for Jesus, whether you like it or now, Amen!

> At best, I suppose you could say we're just EVIL FOR
> THE HELL OF IT.(2) At worst, we have full
> justification for everything we say and do. We have
> you right where we want you. You and your kind have
> no future as long as we're here, and we'll never quit.
> There is no escape.
>
> RUN LIKE HELL!
>
> Hasta la Beasta,
> Charles Nemo

You are sad, sad, sad.
I think I will be doing the devil a favor by Saving the likes of you...

Glory!
Nathaniel P. Robbins
True Christians Unite!!!

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Re: This was better the first time I saw it... -- Charles Nemo, 17:14:43 09/01/00 Fri