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Date Posted: 03:29:08 06/11/02 Tue
Author: Rob Van Dam
Subject: This really should have been done before RAW (Jeff and Molly read)

**The scene fades in and we are looking through the lens of a camera backstage in the RAW arena moments before RAW hits the screens of millions of homes world wide. The fans can be heard cheering in the background in high antisipation of a huge event in WWE history taking place. But the camera is in a dark locker room where Rob Van Dam is slowly limbering up and stretching every part of his body. He is wearing his ring attire for the night and looks ready to go but he looks up at the camera, smiles and starts to speak**.

RVD: "Sorry for taking up your time man, I'm sure that you had other places to be but I just have to say a couple of things concerning a couple of wrestler's comments."

**He stops stretching and stands up**.

RVD: "Firstly this goes out to Jeff Hardy. Man you are one cool guy and I would be glad to tag team up with you if your brother doesn;t have time. I have a feel that 'Team F'n Extreme' would rule the tag team roster and would easily win the tag team titles if given the chance 'cause we're so cool."

**He pauses and looks towards the door as a crew member opens the locker room door**.

Crew: "Five minutes Rob."

RVD: "Okay thanks man."

**The crew member closes the door and Rob Van Dam looks back at the camera**.

RVD: "And then there's the matter of a little misunderstanding. Molly, I never recall saying that you were ugly at all. If I did then I'm sorry, you're still cool in my books and if you ever need any help then don't be afraid to ask..."

**He stops, raises his arms, clinches his fists, extends his arms and points at his head three times whilst saying**.

RVD: "...ROB VAN DAM."

~Scene goes black~

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