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Date Posted: 08:20:31 06/12/02 Wed
Author: "Big Sexy"Kevin Nash
Subject: RAW RP#1:So now they're sending midgets against me?

"As the cameras begin to roll we are backstage and we spot Kevin Nash walking down a hallway and he has a cold beer in one hand and has a cigar in the other hand. Nash has just won his debut match in the WWE by defeating Booker T in a Last Man Standing Match.

Running at a dead sprint behind him is WWE Announcer Michael Cole who is hoping to get a few words with Nash before he leaves the arena."

Michael Cole: Kevin can I have a few words with you?The people at home and the people still left in the arena want to know how you feel after your impressive victory tonight over Booker T.

"Big Sexy"Kevin Nash: They called this a match??I don't know who in the hell booked this crap but tonight was just a tune up for me.Mr.T had no reason to be in the ring with me tonight and we all saw what happened after he met my friend called Jacknife.

I'll let you in on a little secret there Mean Gene.I better get some damn competiton around this place pretty soon or else you can consider my bags packed and me the hell out of here.They told me "Oh come on back to the WWE things have changed and we'll have the best competition in the world for you".

Who in the hell are they kidding here?I'm not no damn greenhorn who doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.Your talking about "Big Sexy" here.

Michael Cole: Uh Kevin by the way my name is Michael Cole.I have found out from Ric Flair that we do have some competition for you next week here on Raw and it will be none other than one of the most extreme wrestlers and daredevils around by the name of Jeff Hardy.

Kevin Nash: Who??Oh yeah this guy who's about 5'0 tall and weighs 100lbs soaking wet?I said competition and not another massacre.What about Austin? Or how about Taker? Fine whatever just tell me where you want the body buried when the match is over.

All I know is I'm gonna get payed and going to destroy whoever you put in front of me it's no big deal.You wanna send that huckleberry against me fine.Hardy next Monday is going to be the final night of your career because now you made the mistake of signing a contract against me.You're going against "Big Sexy" and I am just TOO SWEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!!!.

"Nash flashes the NWO sign in front of Michael Cole and lights his cigar and begins to walk down the hall away from the camera as the camera fades to black."

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