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Date Posted: 20:05:22 06/20/02 Thu
Author: "Big Sexy"Kevin Nash
Subject: KOTR RP #1:The Crown Will Be A Good Fit But I Want More!!

"As the camera begins to roll we once again see Kevin Nash sitting on a throne inside of his lockeroom.He is sitting there smoking a cigar and blowing rings in the air and there is a blonde woman on her hands and knees feeding him some grapes.

Nash blows a ring of smoke in the air and bends over and whispers in the blondes ear and she giggles and stands up and walks away from the throne.

Nash then stands up and stretches and then sits back down and motions for the camera to come towards him."


Kevin Nash: So we now all saw what happened to Huckleberry Hardy this past Monday night and it went down just like I said it would.I told all of you out there that I'm not an arrogant man and that I speak the damn truth.

This coming Sunday is going to be my coronation and I found out that either The Hurricane or my old pal Wood could end up being my opponent.

Now The Hurricane is nothing but a string bean who thinks he's some sort of damn super hero.Now that's ok in my book mind you because obviously he's not playing with a full deck of cards.If he beats Wood then he faces the real super hero "Big Sexy" and that is gonna be his kryptonite.

My chokeslam has handled GIANTS!!!His handles MIDGETS.Son you are now playing with the big boys and you will be decimated if you face me.Go and ask Jeff Hardy what happened if you can find him.The last I looked he was off somewhere sucking his thumb and asking for his Mama.

Now on the other hand if Wood happens to win then my friends and future subjects things are gonna get nasty.You see I respect the man but that don't mean I like him.He is an abomination to this sport and to this profession and I will wipe the mat with him like he was a damn mop.Watcha gonna do when "Big Sexy" runs wild on you?

Like I said this is fact and not fiction this is going to happen because I say what I do and what I do is destroy whoever gets in my way."King Sexy" has spoken and now I will ask you to leave because I am just TOO SWEEEEEET!!!!!!!!!

"Nash snaps his fingers and the blonde woman comes back into the lockeroom and she is dressed like a belly dancer and begins to dance for Nash as the camera fades to black."

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