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I got one!!!

Author:
Jeff

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Date Posted: 08:58:06 01/23/03 Thu

No one can explain the Buffalo Theory as well as Cliff Clavin did on "Cheers" to his buddy Norm:

"The herd can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. The general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient
machine.

"And that's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

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