Subject:  The Bear |
Author:
John
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Date Posted: 16:27:24 01/26/03 Sun
I don't remember if I shared this with you guys before. It's one of my favorite jokes.
On opening day of hunting season, an expert rifleman made his way into the backcountry to bag himself a prized bear. He walked a few miles in and seated himself next to a comfortable rock and began to wait.
After a while he felt a tapping on his shoulder. Turning around, he saw a bear, made for his rifle, and was promptly swatted to the ground.
"You have two choices," the bear said. "I can maul you right now or I can fuck you up the ass.
The hunter chose dishonour before death as the bear had his way with him.
Angry as hell, the hunter vowed to return to the woods to kill that bear. He stalked the creature for a while, seated himself in a tree, and began to wait.
Not too long, he felt a tapping at his feet, looked down, and saw the bear. He tried to grab his rifle, but slipped and fell to earth.
"My my my," began the bear. "You again! Well, I'll give you two choices: I can maul you or you can suck my dick."
Once again, the hunter decided to bide his time and return to exact revenge on the bear. So, he obliged the bear and was set on his way.
Now madder than a hornet, the hunter bought a new and bigger gun and returned to the woods to kill that bear. This time he sat himself on a precipice to watch for the bear.
Not too long, he felt a tapping at his shoulder again, and was not suprised to see the bear. He made a mad dash for his new rifle, but dropped it over the edge, lost forever.
The bear then looked at him and said, "Admit it, you don't come out here for the hunting, do you?"
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