Author:
Ken
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Date Posted: 07:47:20 02/19/03 Wed
>I offer a challenge to any of you yahoos to create
>some sort of lineage to your hogalum character.
Quit challenging me. I hate that. Besides, I have no balls anyway. I am a whining girly-boy who cowers in the corner at the mere thought of one of your manly, manly challenges. Remember that time I cried when you wanted to play Russian Roulette and I wanted to go pick flowers? So, you see, it is useless to try to embarass me into doing anything, as I have no shame. And you're way too manly. Look at you there, in your utili-kilt! I could never have balls like that. Boo hoo!
>I hate to say it Ken, but I can't imagine Phineas
>being married..not to say he doesn't have a child,
>although somehow you'd have to make things legal AND
>save face in order to not have it known of having a
>child out of wedlock. Any ideas???
Magnetron is unconsciously pining for his one true love, Henrietta, his childhood sweetheart. Henrietta thinks Magnetron was killed in the war, and already married and moved away. Magnetron doesn't remember her consciously, but since returning from the war, he has remained faithful to her distant memory. Valkusian will one day hypnotize Magnetron, causing this memory to resurface, and Magnetron will go a little crazy trying to seek her out. He wouldn't give a flying crapwad if a child was out of wedlock.
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