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SARA, MOLLI, BECKA
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Date Posted: 13:23:50 01/09/04 Fri
In reply to:
THE FUTURE
's message, "CEDOS YEAR 2015" on 20:39:48 06/17/02 Mon
OKAY HERE IS THE STORY:
THIS IS US IN THE YEAR 2015....STILL GOING TO CEDOS ALL LIVING IN MORGANTOWN WITH OUR SAD SAD PATHETIC LIVES.
SARA: STILL SINGLE, I HAVE A REALLY BAD DRUG HABIT. I GAINED TONS AND TONS OF WEIGHT BECAUSE OF ALL THE MUNCHIES FROM THE DRUGS. I REFUSE TO CUT MY HAIR UNTIL I GET MARRIED....SO IT IS LONG, GREASY, AND STRAGGLY. I ONLY WEAR SWEAT PANTS. I GO OUT TO CEDOS EVERYNIGHT AND GO TO SHEETZ AFTERWARDS. THE ONLY PERSON I EVER HOOKUP WITH IS AL...AND THAT IS ONLY WHEN HE FEELS SORRY FOR ME. I LIVE UPSTAIRS FROM CEDOS WITH BECKA. I DRIVE A MITSUBISHI GALANT THAT BREAKS DOWN ALL THE TIME. I HAVE CLONED LUCYBELLE AND HAVE AN UNATURALLY CLOSE RELATIONSHIP WITH MY DOG. MY DRINK OF CHOICE IS ARBOR MIST AND ZIMA.
BECKA: BECKA TURNED EXTREMELY WHITE TRASH. SHE ONLY WEARS FLORESCENT CAPRIS AND HALTER TOPS AND STILLETTOS. SHE SMOKES MISTY SLIMS FROM A FILTER. SHE DRIVES A RED Z28 AND HAS A SUSPENDED LISCENCE FROM SPEEDING ALL THE TIME. SHE GOES TO THE TANNING BED WAY TO MUCH AND OFTEN BLEACHES HER HAIR AND HAS BIG BANGS. BECKA IS ANOREXIC AS WELL. BECKA LIVES UPSTAIRS FROM CEDOS WITH SARA AND HAS 12 CATS THAT SHE KEEPS IN HER ROOM SINCE LUCYBELLE DOES NOT LIKE THEM. BECKA DRINKS VODKA STOLI WITH CLUB SODA ALL THE TIME. BECKA HASNT HAD A DATE IN 15 YEARS. BECKA IS STILL WORKING FOR HRSA AS AN ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT AND COMMUTES TO DC EVERY DAY. SHE KEEPS THE HRSA JOB TO HELP SUPPORT HER ADDICTION TO X.
MOLLI: MOLLI IS VERY SUCCESSFUL ENGINEER. SHE DESIGNS INTERSECTIONS FOR CITIES AND MAKES THEM VERY PRETTY. SHE WAS MARRIED TO BRINK WHO IS THE GOVENOR OF SC. MOLLI IS THE ONLY ONE WHO DOES NOT LIVE IN MORGANTOWN. MOLLI AND BRINK FINALLY BECAME DIVORCED BECAUSE HE COULDNT SUPPORT MOLLI'S NEW FOUND HAPPINESS. MOLLI FOUND HER TRUE HAPPINESS BY BECOMING A NUDIST. MOLLI IS NUDE ALL THE TIME. SHE LIVES IN A NUDIST COLONY IN KEY WEST FLORIDA. WE DO NOT LIKE TO VISIT HER BECAUSE SHE INSISTS THAT WE ALWAYS BE NUDE TOO. MOLLIS DRINK OF CHOICE IS STILL TEQUILA. PERRY CLAIRE LIVES AT THE NUDIST COLONY AND IS FORCED TO GO WITHOUT A COLLAR TO STAY IN TOUCH WITH THE NUDIST BELIEFS.
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