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Subject: CEDOS YEAR 2015
Author: THE FUTURE	[ Next Thread \| Previous Thread \| Next Message \| Previous Message ] Date Posted: 20:39:48 06/17/02 Mon [ Next Thread \| Previous Thread \| Next Message \| Previous Message ]

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[> Subject: KARI, AL, AND OTHERS

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KARI, AL, AND OTHERS
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Date Posted: 07:18:49 06/18/02 Tue

KARI: KARI NEVER FOUND AN ENGINEERING JOB IN MORGANTOWN...SO SHE DECIDED TO EARN MONEY BUY GOING BACK TO THE PROFESSION SHE LOVED THE MOST - BARTENDING. KARI BARTNENDS AT CEDOS, SHOOTERS, ELEMENTS, AND SPEEDYS. SHE WORKS EVERYSINGLE NIGHT OF THE WEEK. KARI OFTEN ENDS UP GETTING YOUNG FRESHMAN MALES DRUNK ON PURPOSE JUST SO SHE CAN TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THEM. KARI IS ALWAYS GETTING LUCKY AND SHE ONLY DATES EXTREMELY TALL GUYS WHO ARE ALWAYS HOT. SHE STILL LIVES WITH HER PARENTS AND HER BROTHER. HOWEVER BECAUSE OF THIS KARI IS ALSO EXTREMELY RICH. SHE ALWAYS HAS THE LATEST AND TRENDIEST CLOTHES AND THE COOLEST HAIR STYLES. SHE HOOKS US UP WITH FREE BLOW JOB SHOTS EVERYTIME WE GO. DURING THE DAY KARI LAYS ON THE COUCH AND WATCHES SOAP OPERAS - SHE IS ADDICTED TO THEM AND TAPES THEM.
AL- AL STILL WORKS AT MYLAN AND STILL LIVES IN THE SAME PLACE. AL IS AN AVID GOLFER AND GOLFS CONSTANTLY. HE HAS WON THE MYLAN PUSKAR GOLF INVITATIONAL FOR THE PAST 17 YEARS. BECAUSE AL EVER DOES IS WORK AT MYLAN AND GOLF HE IS STILL SINGLE. OCCASIONALY HE WILL GO TO CEDOS AND MEET UP WITH SARA, BUY HER A ROASTED CHICKEN SUB FROM SHEETZ AND TAKE HER HOME AND HOOK UP WITH HER. AL ALSO IS ADDICTED TO MARIJUANA. AL STILL DRIVES AN ALTIMA AND ALWAYS HAS THE LATEST ELECTRONIC/MEDIA DEVICES.
JOSH WOODYARD- JOSH IS A PROFESSOR AT WVU AND LIVES OUT A CHEAT LAKE. HE HANGS OUT AT THE BLUE AND GOLD TRAILER CONSTANTLY AND TAILGATES THERE EVERYWEEKEND REGARDLESS OF IF THERE IS A FOOTBALL GAME OR NOT. HE WEARS NOTHING BUT BLUE AND GOLD. HIS CHEAT LAKE NEIGHBORS DO NOT APPROVE OF HIS TACKILY PAINTED BLUE AND GOLD HOUSE. HE IS STILL MARRIED TO DEE DEE.
MOUNTAINEER BILL: STILL LIVES IN THE BLUE AND GOLD TRAILER. IT IS EXTREMLY OLD AND DECREPID. SARA IS TOO HEAVY TO STEP INSIDE THE TRAILER BECAUSE OF ITS OLE AGE IT CANT HANDLE HER WEIGHT. WE ALL HANG OUT AT THE BLUE AND GOLD TRAILER FOR EVERY SINGLE FOOTBALL GAME.
GARY- CEDOS BARTENDER. HE LOST HIS HAIR. FOR SOME REASON HE STILL IS A STUDENT AT WVU -AND WE ALL ARE WONDERING WHEN OR IF HE WILL EVER GRADUATE. HE WORKS EVERY SINGLE NIGHT AT CEDOS.
KARIS BROTHER - HE IS A HUGE PIMP DADDY AND NOW IS THE VICE PRESIDENT OF MYLAN.

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[> [> Subject: Re: KARI, AL, AND OTHERS
Author: MANDY [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 10:39:13 06/18/02 Tue Why aren't Al, Josh, and Kari's brother in this picture? Al should at least be in it since he went with us all the time!!! I vote you put Al in!! [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: ERIN, DONIELLE, MANDY

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ERIN, DONIELLE, MANDY
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Date Posted: 07:21:03 06/18/02 Tue

ERIN: ERIN IS A GRADUATE OF THE WVU LAW SCHOOL. SHE MOVED TO MORGANTOWN TO GO TO LAW SCHOOL. ALSO, SINCE SARA AND MOLLI ALWAYS SAID THAT ERIN WAS A GOOD DANCER -- SHE DECIDED TO JOIN THE WVU POM SQUAD. ERIN FELL IN LOVE WITH DANCING AND NOW TEACHES THE WVU POM SQUAD FULL TIME (SHE DOES NOT PRACTICE LAW). ERIN DANCES ALL THE TIME AND ALWAYS WEARS HER DANCING CLOTHES. SHE IS OFTEN DOING VERY ELABORATE ROUTINES, LEAPS, SPINS, AND SPLITS ON THE DANCE FLOOR AT CEDOS. ERIN ALSO LIVES IN MORGANTOWN IN SUNNYSIDE WITH HER BROTHER. THEY SLEEP IN THE SAME BED. WEIRD.
DONIELLE: DONIELLE IS EXTREMELY EXTREMELY RICH. SHE STILL IS THE HOUSE MOM FOR AOPI. THE SORORITY GIRLS LOVED HER SOOO MUCH THAT THEY MADE HER AN HONORARY SORORITY SISTER FOR LIFE. THIS HOWEVER CAUSED CONFLICT BETWEEN DONIELLES OLD SORORITY. SHE CONSTANTLY GETS THREATENED BY HER OLD SORORITY GIRLS - AND OFTEN GETS IN FIGHTS WITH THEM ON HIGH STREET. HOWEVER DONIELLE IS PROUD OF HER NEW SORORITY AND ALWAYS WEARS AOPI COLORS AND LETTERS. SINCE DONIELLE IS RICH SHE ALWAYS BUYS DRINKS AND FOOD FOR ALL OF HER FRIENDS. SHE EVEN TAKES US TO SHEETZ LATE NIGHT WHEN WE ARE DRUNK.
MANDY: MANDY FINALLY REALIZED THAT HER TRU HOME WAS THE TRAILER ON WILLOWDALE AND HAS SINCE RE-PURCHASED HER OLD TRAILER. SHE OFTEN INVITES EVERYBODY OVER FOR BATHTUB PARTIES, POOL PARTIES, AND BIG DECK PARTIES. MANDY STILL FREQUENTS CEDOS EVERY NIGHT. MANDY ALSO DECIDED TO GO BACK TO WORK AT K-MART AND HAS ALSO CHANGED HER LOOKS INTO THE KMART IMAGE. SHE HAS BIG BANGS, HOT ROLLS HER HAIR EVERYDAY, AND BLEACHES IT DIFFERENT COLORS ON A WEEKLY BASIS. HER AND TONY ARE MARRIED AND HAVE 5 KIDS - AND THEY ALL LIVE IN THE TRAILER TOGETHER.

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[> Subject: Re: CEDOS YEAR 2015
Author: CEDOS UPDATE [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 14:58:22 10/08/02 Tue CEDOS IS SOOO DIFFERENT NOW. THERE ARE ACTUALLY PEOPLE THAT GO FOR ONE THING. AND THEY PLAY CUSS WORDS IN THE MUSIC. THEY CLOSED THE FRONT STAIRS, THEY HAVE NEW TABLES AND CHAIRS AND SHRUNK THE SIDE BAR. OH ,BUT SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE....GARY, GEORGE, AND FOREIGN PEOPLE. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: CHRISTINE AND JP

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CHRISTINE AND JP
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Date Posted: 13:17:26 01/09/04 Fri

CHRISTINE BECAME ADDICTED TO CEDOS, EVEN THOUGH SHE LOVES COUNTRY MUSIC AND HORSES, SHE STILL LOVES TO GO TO CEDOS EVERYNIGHT. WITH HER SOCIAL WORK JOB SHE GETS TO GO OUT EVERYNIGHT AND SLEEP IN EVERY DAY. SHE ALSO STARTED TO DRESS SLUTTY WHILE ALSO KEEPING HER COUNTRY GIRL SIDE WITH HER RED COWBOY HAT. AND SHE STILL LOVES HORSES, SOMETIMES TOO MUCH. JP IS OBSESSED WITH SOCCER, WHEREVER HE GOES HE IS ALWAYS WEARING HIS SOCCER SHOES AND HIS DONUTS SOCCER SHIRT. HE FELL IN LOVE WITH THE JASON PRIESTLY HAIR CUT FROM 90210 AND LOVES TO WEAR LIGHT COLORED JEANS OF THE 90'S. HE IS USUALLY AT CEDOS EVERY NIGHT OFTEN ON THE FLOOR PLAYING WITH HIS BALL(S).

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[> Subject: SARA, MOLLI, BECKA

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SARA, MOLLI, BECKA
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Date Posted: 13:23:50 01/09/04 Fri

OKAY HERE IS THE STORY:
THIS IS US IN THE YEAR 2015....STILL GOING TO CEDOS ALL LIVING IN MORGANTOWN WITH OUR SAD SAD PATHETIC LIVES.
SARA: STILL SINGLE, I HAVE A REALLY BAD DRUG HABIT. I GAINED TONS AND TONS OF WEIGHT BECAUSE OF ALL THE MUNCHIES FROM THE DRUGS. I REFUSE TO CUT MY HAIR UNTIL I GET MARRIED....SO IT IS LONG, GREASY, AND STRAGGLY. I ONLY WEAR SWEAT PANTS. I GO OUT TO CEDOS EVERYNIGHT AND GO TO SHEETZ AFTERWARDS. THE ONLY PERSON I EVER HOOKUP WITH IS AL...AND THAT IS ONLY WHEN HE FEELS SORRY FOR ME. I LIVE UPSTAIRS FROM CEDOS WITH BECKA. I DRIVE A MITSUBISHI GALANT THAT BREAKS DOWN ALL THE TIME. I HAVE CLONED LUCYBELLE AND HAVE AN UNATURALLY CLOSE RELATIONSHIP WITH MY DOG. MY DRINK OF CHOICE IS ARBOR MIST AND ZIMA.
BECKA: BECKA TURNED EXTREMELY WHITE TRASH. SHE ONLY WEARS FLORESCENT CAPRIS AND HALTER TOPS AND STILLETTOS. SHE SMOKES MISTY SLIMS FROM A FILTER. SHE DRIVES A RED Z28 AND HAS A SUSPENDED LISCENCE FROM SPEEDING ALL THE TIME. SHE GOES TO THE TANNING BED WAY TO MUCH AND OFTEN BLEACHES HER HAIR AND HAS BIG BANGS. BECKA IS ANOREXIC AS WELL. BECKA LIVES UPSTAIRS FROM CEDOS WITH SARA AND HAS 12 CATS THAT SHE KEEPS IN HER ROOM SINCE LUCYBELLE DOES NOT LIKE THEM. BECKA DRINKS VODKA STOLI WITH CLUB SODA ALL THE TIME. BECKA HASNT HAD A DATE IN 15 YEARS. BECKA IS STILL WORKING FOR HRSA AS AN ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT AND COMMUTES TO DC EVERY DAY. SHE KEEPS THE HRSA JOB TO HELP SUPPORT HER ADDICTION TO X.
MOLLI: MOLLI IS VERY SUCCESSFUL ENGINEER. SHE DESIGNS INTERSECTIONS FOR CITIES AND MAKES THEM VERY PRETTY. SHE WAS MARRIED TO BRINK WHO IS THE GOVENOR OF SC. MOLLI IS THE ONLY ONE WHO DOES NOT LIVE IN MORGANTOWN. MOLLI AND BRINK FINALLY BECAME DIVORCED BECAUSE HE COULDNT SUPPORT MOLLI'S NEW FOUND HAPPINESS. MOLLI FOUND HER TRUE HAPPINESS BY BECOMING A NUDIST. MOLLI IS NUDE ALL THE TIME. SHE LIVES IN A NUDIST COLONY IN KEY WEST FLORIDA. WE DO NOT LIKE TO VISIT HER BECAUSE SHE INSISTS THAT WE ALWAYS BE NUDE TOO. MOLLIS DRINK OF CHOICE IS STILL TEQUILA. PERRY CLAIRE LIVES AT THE NUDIST COLONY AND IS FORCED TO GO WITHOUT A COLLAR TO STAY IN TOUCH WITH THE NUDIST BELIEFS.

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[> [> Subject: Re: SARA, MOLLI, BECKA
Author: Sara [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 13:10:15 10/19/05 Wed sad but probably true. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]