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Date Posted: Tue June 03, 2003 17:23:32
Author: 戀愛熱線
Subject: 愛情論
In reply to: chow_chi_ho 's message, "願大家分享各人的愛情經歷..." on Mon May 19, 2003 00:13:55

廚師說:愛情是一棵洋蔥頭,你一片片剝下去,總有一片會讓你流?的。如果你沒流?,那就不是洋蔥頭,而是一個茄子。

醫生說:愛情是感冒,被愛情病毒感染的人,既瞞不了自己,也瞞不了別人,因為他抑制不住自己的噴嚏。   

白格爾說:只折磨自己是單相思,只折磨別人是虐待狂,既折磨別人更折磨自己是愛情。   

氣象學家現察:愛情不怕黑暗,公園里越黑暗的角落戀人們越往那兒鑽﹔愛情不怕熱,氣溫即使攝氏40度,戀人們還要往一塊貼﹔愛情不怕冷,冰天雪地里戀人們照樣“軋馬路”。   

歷史學家說:原始社會的愛情以生育為圖騰,“你為我生”﹔中世紀的愛情框架是騎士救美人,“我為你死”﹔封建社會的愛情模式是才子多情,紅顏薄命,“我們一塊死”﹔現代愛情的標簽是“只要我愛──不管你有沒有對象,不管你結沒結婚”。   

民俗學家說:情人即仇人,不然就不會稱情人為“該死的”和“冤家”了。   

復印機專家說:愛情不能復印,每個人的愛情故事都各不相同,每一次的愛情故事也都會有截然不同的情節和意境。   

文字學家說:我勸朋友們寫情書時,寫“愛”字寧可費點事多寫几筆也要寫繁體字的“愛”字,那里面有“心”,愛情不能沒有心的,簡化字不知為什么把“心”給簡化掉了,不過幸虧還有一個“友”字。   

莎士比亞說:愛情是一個偉大的暴君,每顆心都心甘情愿受它蹂躪。


愛是種包容,它是用心去包容
愛是種責任,它是用心去付出
愛是種溫暖,它是用心去散發
愛就是心的表現
只要有心到處都有愛

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