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Jessica
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Date Posted: 20:38:33 08/06/02 Tue
Do you ever wish that our live could hold some chimerical aspects to it, like we could all live in an anime-esque world? Just think about the possibilities that could unfold before our very brains, it is enough to keep even a small rodents who itself suffers from ADHD occupied for almost an eternity.
* For starters you would never have to worry about personal hygiene again. No matter how far you travel, how hard you work and how long you go with out running water, your hair is always perfect (albeit a little spikey, but hey that sure is a cool gravity defying look.) , your complexion is always clean and no one complains when you lift up your arms in excitement.
* And let us take a minute to drool over, er I mean discuss the male population of the world. Sure they would still be as dense as hell and no matter how many hints you drop their way they won't pick up your feelings for them, but damn they will be some good looking jellyfish-brains. And though they may totally oblivious to your true feelings, you will definitely have them wrapped around your little finger, no matter how tough they seem on the outside.
* Why bother burdening yourself with terrorist-ridden commercial flying, fly yourself wherever you wish to go, be it to the supermarket or to Africa to visit your homees, for absolutely no money.
* Get mad at anything, why not use your superpowers/magic skills/ going back in time capabilities to solve to problem, or just to make yourself feel better about the whole situation.
* Your eyes will be big enough to pick up any littlest detail, unless of course this detail is who the super hero and/or super villain you are fighting is. There little skimpy outfit and half assed mask conceals their identity beyond recognition, and you would never find out that it is really (insert name of person you know here) you are fighting against.
* Did I mention the hot men, uh I think I did...
* There is the "tea" aspect, "tea" can make even the most grim of situations seem a little less serious.
* Earth is never important, it is always "some ugly little unimportant" planet in the middle of nowhere, so you get to be unimportant. Yet weird aliens and people from different and important dimensions/planets always seem to show up.
* If you die, you are not dead in reality since you always seem to come back for a new season of shows.
* You will always have nice "hair." Females always have really pretty hair, that is why so many guys love anime, since the hair is always so soft shiny and pretty looking, they can just drool imagining touching the hair... it is nice to have guys wanting to touch your hair.
* EVERYTHING, and I mean everything is prettier in anime, it all seems so clean and sparkly and just pretty... real life can just be messy.
* You will have a catchy theme song that no sane English speaking person can sing, but sure they will try to keep up by "lalala-ing" to the song.
* You will have a higher chance of becoming chibified, chibi people just rock.
* Fictional and incredibly cool animals will come and keep you company and bring some cute traits along for the trip.
* Do it for the mechas... having a huge humanoid robot to help you destroy shit, its really not a bad deal.
* Science tends to have had some incredible advancements and neat gadgets have come from it... squee.
* Swords of light, magic bows, mechas, bombs, human robots, tiaras all kinds of weapons of mass destruction are at your disposal.
* the guys again, do it for the guys
Alright there will be more to come, I am a lazy ass who is going to go find some sleep now so the list must come to an end for now.
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