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Date Posted: 10:26:01 03/17/01 Sat
Author: Sinner-Man78
Subject: Yes, Barbie Spreads Like Warm Butter
In reply to: Rev. Don Thomas 's message, "Harlot Toys" on 07:39:37 03/17/01 Sat

How long before they enhance Barbie's breasts so that she has an artificially large rack like I see on the young gym queens when I go to work out at 24 Hour Fitness? These women, all flesh and blood versions of Barbie, wear makeup to the gym along with their thongs and silicone titties that defy gravity and stick way out on their chests like thissssss.

It's not as much fun for me as a man to look at breasts anymore. I think to myself, "Why? Why should I give these women my attention? Why should they be rewarded with male
attention (because frankly I believe that is all they want) for merely having stuck plastic bags on their chests?"

It used to be that spotting a true, large-breasted woman was an epiphany to the breast-obssessed man. Better, bedding one of these women who had won the genetic breast lottery earned you bragging rights in the Male Idiot's Sport Fucking Club, a group for male morons who value statistics over intimacy. I am ashamed to say I formerly belonged to this club and, well, that just better left in the past for now.

So these young stupid Barbies come to the gym looking like Cleopatra and I watch all of the young Turks panting after them like dogs in heat and I think, "You fucking idiots! You think all of this eroticism makes you worldly when in fact it is all simply nature's way of getting you to have children." Life, when expressed through humans, uses eroticism to achieve its own reproductive ends. A famous biologist recently said, "Once you raise your kids, Nature has no use for you. Nature really only needs young people to have children and raise children. Nature doesn't really need old people."

Cruel, but is it true or merely the words of a biologist who doesn't get laid and whose grown kids won't speak to him because he was always an insensitive asshole while he was raising them?

Last night I was at the Queen Mary, the famous draq queen bar in Studio City, CA, watching this really hot gg (genetic woman, i.e. a "real woman" as opposed to a cd, dq, or ts) dance. She was wearing red vinyl hiphugger bellbottom pants and red spike heels and a little silver tube top. She was not large breasted, but just watching her dance with another woman was such a celebration of red hot eroticism, an eroticism so pure that I felt sexually powerful in its presence. Women, when they are being erotic, are so fucking hot.

Jesus Christ, I thought to myself, I want to be 21 again and going after a Barbie doll like her. Of course, I would be Ken and Barbie would be taking birth control pills and maybe we would fall in love for awhile, or at least until we broke up because we found someone hotter or someone who wasn't such a bastard or a bitch. Then it occurred to me that Nature gives youth such stamina and vitality so that it can undergo the intense, initiatory experience of drugs and sex we call American adolesence and early adulthood.

To prepare kidss for these experiences, we give them Barbie and the Power Rangers, GI Joe and Brittney Spears (Brittney being the closest thing to a living incarnation of Barbie we presently have in Western society).

Barbie! What a fucking cultural fetish she is!

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Re: Yes, Barbie Spreads Like Warm Butter -- Joan (lurker and friend of Cody's), 19:22:05 03/18/01 Sun
Re: Yes, Barbie Spreads Like Warm Butter -- Maggi, 11:58:28 03/19/01 Mon